Junior Diamond *1

Well, Ol' Junior was takin' a stroll, he was, when he saw Brandon walkin' down wearing his brand new boots. It made Junior mighty mad, it did, and he went to Brandon, and asked if he could try on Brandon's new boots.
"I ain't gonna let you try these on! You would most probably steal them, you would!" Brandon say.
Junior allow himself to think up his plan. As dumb as he look, his brain works.
Brandon go off to bed, and Junior come down to the bushes.
"Woof, woof! Meow, meow!"
Oh how Junior yell and holler like a dog and a cat were having a scrap.
"Meoooow! Woof!"
"Won't you let an old man get some sleep? Now shut it or I grab my boot, and chuck it at you!" Brandon holler back.
"Woof, woof! Meow!"
"That's it!" Brandon reach for his first boot, and threw it right at the bush.
"Meow! Woof, woof!"
Brandon grab his second boot, and hit the bush.

Brandon woke up, and was dearly confused. He had no idea where he left his brand new boots.
Junior was walking down the street in his new boots, and came across Brandon. Brandon was puzzled at how his new boots went missing, and Junior's new boots looked exactly like HIS new boots.

Lolz Thats Odd , Where Did U Get That From?