As the King of Cobia, I, FORGS AM HEREBY LOOKING FOR A WIFE, A QUEEN OF COBIA!

The requirements are:

- Must be evil


- Must be hot/attractive

- Must not be skinny

- Must be fit

- Must not be plastic

- Must be attracted to me aswell

- Must be good (a good girl like hot)

- Must have treasoned atleast 50+ times (like me)

(if you reach all requirements except evil and treason, you can be my wife)

I am accepting applications in the comments section, may the winner be Queen of Cobia!

if you don't delete this then I will

i think i fit the requirements

yo frogs trust me dont date women. they make you happy for a few weeks then leave you for some guy named frogs lol

Harryrhawk wrote on 10th December 2019, 12:17 PM:

yo frogs trust me dont date women. they make you happy for a few weeks then leave you for some guy named frogs lol

While reading that it made sense, the ending didn't

hi um i think BREEE would be amazing even tho shes not all of those things but like i think she would be amazing for ya frogs:)

this man likes fat women and a retarded women like frogs? Dayum
lol im jk PLS DONT SLAY ME


















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gonna be a critic

oh btw im super sexy and hot so i def think i fit the requirements btw
just look at my pfp
yk that head
thats me
thats the same head that squashed frogs
just so yk
yeah
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PHOTO MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO KIDS (7 YEAR OLDS) AKA FROGS. SO FROGS DONT LOOK AT IT!

Edit: Look frogs already loves me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577946082005221412/654083251291291674/Screenshot_2019-12-10_at_5.11.28_PM.png
i guess this means i win?

Good luck ladies

The only thing that’s interested is the tumbleweed

Lets get married!!!

flameknight333 wrote on 10th December 2019, 10:40 PM:

Lets get married!!!

Ok.