If OldCp were based in pokemon rather than penguins, heres about how cz and everything would be.

First off, we'd all be cute little Piplups minding our own business. We'd be doing our cute little Piplup things.

We'd be walking our Puffles, which would be Bidoofs.

Then Big Bad Pythas (an Empoleon) would come along. Thinking hes something great and to be feared.

Of course Legion would come along, fat and ugly as ever as a Gengar.

Then Snowfalls would bring her iceghosts, which are cold Castforms.

Of course her vultures would follow as Mandibuzzes.


And yeah, that about covers it. I was bored so forgive me.

Bonus: Lex's constant expression as a piplup
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