Hello Everyone, I decided based off of some trends I saw on tik tok the United States is currently inadequate. So on this map I made some revisions and I hope they take it into consideration.


What do y'all think I should add? Also here are all of the changes

• Alabama is entirely deleted. I don't have to explain why it was just obvious. Instead Hawaii moved over where it was and now its apart of the United United States
• If Rhode Island wants to be an island it is now
• Kentucky just LOOKS like fried chicken
• Texas is its own country and it gets a hat too. Also a new name, Yee Haw.
• Now all 11 people from New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine are connected through New Vermont
• Canada is the 51st state now, and because the website I used wouldn't let me add it above its just a small little land connected to New Vermont
• Illinois is now She-cago
• New Mexico just sat wrong with me so I named it "New Navajo" after the most popular indigenous tribe in New Mexico
• The Dakotas are now Dakota Fanning and they are one state
• West Virginia and Virgina are inevitably just Virginia
• Maryland and Delaware aren't important so its just a new state, Washington DC
• Nevada is just Las Vegas
• Montana is now Hannah Montana
• Alaska is family now it is connected to the United united states
• Oregon should be Auradon from descendants, and also we don't need another Washington. I just moved it around and flipped a few states and boom Auradon.
• Idaho is flipped and called potato
• Massachusetts is the most relevant New England state, and clearly the best. I thought it was insulting to keep it in New England, so now it isn't anymore. This is shown by it being a completely different color
• Thanks to sam I decided to separate California. San Fran can move down if it wants to and we also have LA so the other half is Disneyland now.
• Arkansas is property of yeehaw and changed to Arkansaw
• Mississippi is just the river. It will now be called River
• Void has a province and all the citizens of Utah will immediately be evacuated
• Louisiana is just New Orleans
• Good luck Charlie takes place in Colorado so

I think I should do something with California but im not sure yet

name urself after the whole usa cus ur fat get it?

California is Disneyland basically

Pennsylvania goes unchanged cuz Pennsylvania is perfect.

look at how they massacred my boy

should've given texas the oklahoma panhandle

this is art

this is so iconic omg, how it should be periODT