Hello! Welcome to the May 4th Crimezone Report, written by Chopper and Dice!

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At 6:17 PM EST, Adren came on OldCP and stole the Shinobi Scroll from the Dojo!


At 6:24, adrenalt2 entered the Lighthouse. Det. Chopper asked why he stole the scroll, to which Adren responded “It’s just a job.” Adren claimed that North Knight Kensey told him to do it and gave him the powers to do it. He said that she was with Myrus. He then wiped his ass with the scroll and was slain by the Faceless One.


Gru and Turin were arguing at Ubar Sands at around 6:33 when Turin murdered Gru.


At 6:55, the Shinobi Scrolls were restored by Gru and the minions.


At 7:11 PM EST, Belhez died again

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Det. Chopper's Note
Regardless of this whole event, nothing has really changed. The scroll is back to its normal resting place and the contents of it are exactly the same. AALAM, a legion who comes on to mess around, is now dead but it seems Belhez has taken his place as the Despicable Me roleplayer. Belhez has also died though. It is a mystery why they even took the scroll in the first place. The dojo was the target of the spider and goblin attack so this should have been predictable. It is up to you sleuths and detectives to find out the true motivations of this group.

Yeah but didn't you say the N word?

Supermikey97 wrote on 5th May 2020, 08:43 PM:

Yeah but didn't you say the N word?

damn..

i still find it funny he blamed me