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What is the New World Order?
We are the New World Order, most of us are former Draconians; and some like myself are even numerous among the first Sith Lords when Master Cyrus was still in his prime. We follow the mighty Pythas, also known as Myrus, or as Mairon Annatar, The Morning Star. The New World Order itself gained it's name from the time before the Sith as well; back when Drakehall was still standing tall. The works of Pythas have always been well known by all of the Universe, of course. He is the greatest evil. And I follow in his great footsteps; as does all evil. I commend my fellow Sith Lords, of which that are still evil only I list Dragon. The others I will not name among the Sith Lords for they are filthy disgusting traitors; and as such they deserve their own special list. We spit on traitors. There are many traitors to evil. More than you'd think. The list goes as follows; Orbay the Wormtongue, Wilfred the Pathetic, Kace the Hysterical, Flame the Greedy, Light the Arrogant, Julianhak the Deaf, Fable the Gluttonous, Loki the Unbearable, Forgs the Unmentionable, Sike the Irrelevant, Eugee the Neat, Accal the Despicable, and many, many more. We have gone beyond the old times, however. And we have reached a much better, more refined evil. How great it is. We also spit upon the "Sons of the Prophets". They are nothing more than disgusting birds, almost as ugly as Loki! If nothing else, that is a feat! We most certainly spit upon the LLP as well, and the wretched goblin that I will not even dare to name.
What are the Rules of the New World Order?
No worship or praising of Myrus/Oomlek e.t.c.
No random execution of innocent users (This means targeting them; not our fault if you're in the way).
Never leak important information.
Never betray Pythas/Myrus. Others always come second.
Always wear a Monocle.
Always do awful things, whenever and however you can!
During the Day
What is it the New World Order does? I'm so glad you asked! I will gladly share with you the daily routine of a member of the New World Order; First, we wake up, wherever it is we slept that is. We used to sleep in the structures of the Black City, however due to the recent occurrences, we have deemed it unfit to stay within, so for the time being, we usually find rest in Cobia, even though it is hot and sandy. The Fangscave usually makes a great place to sleep however; and it is the place I grew up in anyways, but I cannot say the same for the rest of the New World Order. Usually after a while we get rather hungry, so we either head out and brutally slaughter many random livestock for food, or even just feast on the fresh corpses from our recent battles. Grilled goblin usually makes a rather tasty meal; but any person of the Forest or even the doves make great feasts, as well as deer, in any way they are cooked. We usually save the blood to drink, but other times we will get a bucket, fill it with water, and leave it out in the hot suns of Cobia, which boils it quite quickly, and then have a nice drink there. Usually we just bathe in whatever we can find, turns out Vultures are quite good at making soap, and Cobia's heat provides a nice place to take a warm bath. Feel free to steal whatever food you can find. After all, it is a kill or be killed world. Sharing is a waste and the only thing a true New World Order member shares is weaponry, camaraderie, and "other favors" if you so wish. Don't bother with cleaning up after yourself; because the sun will most likely evaporate any scraps left behind, and after all, I naturally keep the Fangscave clean.
Usually after you've feasted, gotten yourself dressed, and have recited the dark speech, it is time to head out and commit war crimes. This proves to be a rather easy task but can get quite complicated after you've committed one or two. So you'll have to get creative. Don't worry; the more laws there are, the more loopholes you can find, and there's always some new way to break them! Murder is the most common and the most fun. It also reaps the most rewards and as such proves to be the best method of crime. Remember: it's only illegal if you get caught. So do your best to avoid being caught, as it usually causes a bit of discomfort. Or death. Usually the latter. Everyone of course has slow days; and it's important to take a day off. Don't worry if you haven't killed anyone today, because that just means you've got plenty of time to rest before doing so.
After you've committed at least some form of minor crime or rule breaking, it's time to head to Dead Mans Heights! This is Pythas/Myrus' favorite place, and that means it's the best place to go. Just remember not to stay too long. Currently we've made peace with Flame but the annoying leeches that are the good will always find some way to ruin your fun. After you've said your thanks to Pythas, and had a bit of time to meditate on your anger, it's usually about time to head back to find somewhere to sleep. Dead Man's Rock, in full, is usually a great place to sleep, and I would always suggest staying there if you can. The only issue is that the disgusting vermin that is all of good will attempt to kill you in your sleep. So I would also suggest staying in the thick of Blackwood. Just watch out for the spiders. They don't bite very often but they don't tend to be very comfortable to sleep with. Usually the schedule of a New World Order member is completely freeform; what a great life it is! Do whatever it is you wish for the most part; just remember to always be there for your fellow members and most importantly for your masters, exclusively the highest master, who is Pythas!
End
Thank you for reading the New World Order Book! To hell with that disgusting Sons of the Prophets book! And to hell with Nook as well!
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We are the New World Order, most of us are former Draconians; and some like myself are even numerous among the first Sith Lords when Master Cyrus was still in his prime. We follow the mighty Pythas, also known as Myrus, or as Mairon Annatar, The Morning Star. The New World Order itself gained it's name from the time before the Sith as well; back when Drakehall was still standing tall. The works of Pythas have always been well known by all of the Universe, of course. He is the greatest evil. And I follow in his great footsteps; as does all evil. I commend my fellow Sith Lords, of which that are still evil only I list Dragon. The others I will not name among the Sith Lords for they are filthy disgusting traitors; and as such they deserve their own special list. We spit on traitors. There are many traitors to evil. More than you'd think. The list goes as follows; Orbay the Wormtongue, Wilfred the Pathetic, Kace the Hysterical, Flame the Greedy, Light the Arrogant, Julianhak the Deaf, Fable the Gluttonous, Loki the Unbearable, Forgs the Unmentionable, Sike the Irrelevant, Eugee the Neat, Accal the Despicable, and many, many more. We have gone beyond the old times, however. And we have reached a much better, more refined evil. How great it is. We also spit upon the "Sons of the Prophets". They are nothing more than disgusting birds, almost as ugly as Loki! If nothing else, that is a feat! We most certainly spit upon the LLP as well, and the wretched goblin that I will not even dare to name.
What are the Rules of the New World Order?
No worship or praising of Myrus/Oomlek e.t.c.
No random execution of innocent users (This means targeting them; not our fault if you're in the way).
Never leak important information.
Never betray Pythas/Myrus. Others always come second.
Always wear a Monocle.
Always do awful things, whenever and however you can!
During the Day
What is it the New World Order does? I'm so glad you asked! I will gladly share with you the daily routine of a member of the New World Order; First, we wake up, wherever it is we slept that is. We used to sleep in the structures of the Black City, however due to the recent occurrences, we have deemed it unfit to stay within, so for the time being, we usually find rest in Cobia, even though it is hot and sandy. The Fangscave usually makes a great place to sleep however; and it is the place I grew up in anyways, but I cannot say the same for the rest of the New World Order. Usually after a while we get rather hungry, so we either head out and brutally slaughter many random livestock for food, or even just feast on the fresh corpses from our recent battles. Grilled goblin usually makes a rather tasty meal; but any person of the Forest or even the doves make great feasts, as well as deer, in any way they are cooked. We usually save the blood to drink, but other times we will get a bucket, fill it with water, and leave it out in the hot suns of Cobia, which boils it quite quickly, and then have a nice drink there. Usually we just bathe in whatever we can find, turns out Vultures are quite good at making soap, and Cobia's heat provides a nice place to take a warm bath. Feel free to steal whatever food you can find. After all, it is a kill or be killed world. Sharing is a waste and the only thing a true New World Order member shares is weaponry, camaraderie, and "other favors" if you so wish. Don't bother with cleaning up after yourself; because the sun will most likely evaporate any scraps left behind, and after all, I naturally keep the Fangscave clean.
Usually after you've feasted, gotten yourself dressed, and have recited the dark speech, it is time to head out and commit war crimes. This proves to be a rather easy task but can get quite complicated after you've committed one or two. So you'll have to get creative. Don't worry; the more laws there are, the more loopholes you can find, and there's always some new way to break them! Murder is the most common and the most fun. It also reaps the most rewards and as such proves to be the best method of crime. Remember: it's only illegal if you get caught. So do your best to avoid being caught, as it usually causes a bit of discomfort. Or death. Usually the latter. Everyone of course has slow days; and it's important to take a day off. Don't worry if you haven't killed anyone today, because that just means you've got plenty of time to rest before doing so.
After you've committed at least some form of minor crime or rule breaking, it's time to head to Dead Mans Heights! This is Pythas/Myrus' favorite place, and that means it's the best place to go. Just remember not to stay too long. Currently we've made peace with Flame but the annoying leeches that are the good will always find some way to ruin your fun. After you've said your thanks to Pythas, and had a bit of time to meditate on your anger, it's usually about time to head back to find somewhere to sleep. Dead Man's Rock, in full, is usually a great place to sleep, and I would always suggest staying there if you can. The only issue is that the disgusting vermin that is all of good will attempt to kill you in your sleep. So I would also suggest staying in the thick of Blackwood. Just watch out for the spiders. They don't bite very often but they don't tend to be very comfortable to sleep with. Usually the schedule of a New World Order member is completely freeform; what a great life it is! Do whatever it is you wish for the most part; just remember to always be there for your fellow members and most importantly for your masters, exclusively the highest master, who is Pythas!
End
Thank you for reading the New World Order Book! To hell with that disgusting Sons of the Prophets book! And to hell with Nook as well!
Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas Hail Pythas!
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10th July 2020, 11:23 PM
Ok and? You always go too far and most of what you do ends up reversed Alatar. So weird flex.
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10th July 2020, 11:26 PM
Loki wrote on 10th July 2020, 11:23 PM:
Ok and? You always go too far and most of what you do ends up reversed Alatar. So weird flex.
Silence, wretch!
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11th July 2020, 09:35 AM
LOL! At least we have a house 
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harry15514 wrote on 11th July 2020, 02:40 AM:
Ngl forgs would over power you if he was here rn
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
Do not get ahead of yourself, hypocrite. You will regret your words.
julianhak wrote on 11th July 2020, 09:27 AM:
why do you call it the new world order
Because we're taking over the world.
forestboynook wrote on 11th July 2020, 09:35 AM:
LOL! At least we have a house
Right; after I kill you again, you'll have a house 6 ft under.
Jake01 wrote on 11th July 2020, 10:57 AM:
The New World Order Book... Available at selected WHSmith stores.
Indeed. Thank you sir.
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11th July 2020, 11:32 AM
Alatar wrote on 11th July 2020, 11:20 AM:
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harry15514 wrote on 11th July 2020, 02:40 AM:
Ngl forgs would over power you if he was here rn
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
Ngl forgs would over power you if he was here rn
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
julianhak wrote on 11th July 2020, 09:27 AM:
why do you call it the new world order
Because we're taking over the world.
forestboynook wrote on 11th July 2020, 09:35 AM:
LOL! At least we have a house
Right; after I kill you again, you'll have a house 6 ft under.
Jake01 wrote on 11th July 2020, 10:57 AM:
The New World Order Book... Available at selected WHSmith stores.
Indeed. Thank you sir.
You're in dire need of Forgs,
He was mentally unstable and was better at being evil.
You get to full of yourself
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11th July 2020, 11:58 AM
forestboynook wrote on 11th July 2020, 11:47 AM:
IDC THAT YOU KILLED ME MY MAIN HAS BEEN REVIVED ALREADY
I'll kill it again too.
It'll be funny.
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harry15514 wrote on 11th July 2020, 02:40 AM:
Ngl forgs would over power you if he was here rn
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
u were literally one of the main ppl who wanted him gone make up your mind
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August wrote on 11th July 2020, 06:34 PM:
Quote:
harry15514 wrote on 11th July 2020, 02:40 AM:
Ngl forgs would over power you if he was here rn
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
Ngl forgs would over power you if he was here rn
Only dude who can keep you in place
you're all a bunch of a lose animals who have no clue what they are doing
You're in need of the "cardinal"
Not long before he left we were close friends dude
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Wow, OldCP has a lot of lore! I was just expecting it to be more of a true-to remake of the old Club Penguin. It's kind of interesting because Damen might as well just make a whole new game from scratch. Are there weapons and stuff in Snaildom? Because I feel like that would help him distance himself from OldCP more. I'm guessing maybe OldCP is only so popular because it's nostalgic, yet fresh at the same time?