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Freehawk
7th August 2020, 07:06 PM
Hello, everybody...
Now, you're probably wondering why I even decided to sneak into the dinner because:
1) I'm a Mod and get paid
2) I'm a Mod and get paid
3) I'm an innocent, good-at-heart pookie (SIKE)
Let's look at number 3 in some more detail...
My good-heartedness saw me IMMACULATELY HATCH a plan to get into the dinner. That plan was.. well.. To dress as Britain's Prime Minister.
(a hungry one, to be particular)
I did in fact have a few other plans, but this one literally came to me 15min before the dinner like a Horrid Henry eureka moment - such as dressing up as security, but I knew dressing as BoJo himself (AND MAKING AN ACCOUNT WHICH I HAD TO RUSH COS 15MIN AND OLDCP DOWNLOAD AND EXTRACTING HDUHGJ-) would get me in squeaky clean!
After some brilliant convincing and persuasive threats, as seen below, I got myself into the dinner! Sled knew that if she didn't let Boris in it was ON *CLAP* SIGHT *CLAP*!!!!
So now I got into Drakehall and I was hella nervous. I was on my toes all the time, talking with perfect grammar and only about things Boris talks about... so just politics and bicycles really...
I had to keep my identity hidden for a good hour; this is how I did it!
And everything went PERFECTLY! I delightfully went through the courses of cuisine at a table @Tommo unknowingly welcomed his moderator colleague into and bantered with him and the rest of the table which also included another mod and GMT buddy (GMT MODS OOF OOF OOF-) @Rouge11 !
At the afterparty, things were way more relaxed, which was fitting because it was held at the drakehallspa... Anyways, we all unwinded and had some more fun. The plan went perfectly!
If you've reached up til here in this post, thank you for reading!
TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE BRITAIN A CYCLING, TAX-HUNGRY HEAVEN!
SPECIAL THANKS:
- @TerryDJ for taking most of the screenshots and keeping my secret!
- @ollo for showing me a more efficient way to use images in posts... and for potentially not getting mad if this plan has done a 1 up on his? Which by the way, was an amazing plan, not to mention no names but I clicked on another Security user to see someone else that WASN'T named ollo... You know who you are..
- @layla and @Sled for pulling this dinner off so well!
I'm gonna leave you all with a picture of a hot Boris Johnson just getting out of the Spa Pool. Thank you once again for reading!
PS, I'M GONNA PAY 50K TO THE BANK LOL DON'T WORRY
Now, you're probably wondering why I even decided to sneak into the dinner because:
1) I'm a Mod and get paid
2) I'm a Mod and get paid
3) I'm an innocent, good-at-heart pookie (SIKE)
Let's look at number 3 in some more detail...
My good-heartedness saw me IMMACULATELY HATCH a plan to get into the dinner. That plan was.. well.. To dress as Britain's Prime Minister.
(a hungry one, to be particular)
I did in fact have a few other plans, but this one literally came to me 15min before the dinner like a Horrid Henry eureka moment - such as dressing up as security, but I knew dressing as BoJo himself (AND MAKING AN ACCOUNT WHICH I HAD TO RUSH COS 15MIN AND OLDCP DOWNLOAD AND EXTRACTING HDUHGJ-) would get me in squeaky clean!
After some brilliant convincing and persuasive threats, as seen below, I got myself into the dinner! Sled knew that if she didn't let Boris in it was ON *CLAP* SIGHT *CLAP*!!!!
So now I got into Drakehall and I was hella nervous. I was on my toes all the time, talking with perfect grammar and only about things Boris talks about... so just politics and bicycles really...
I had to keep my identity hidden for a good hour; this is how I did it!
And everything went PERFECTLY! I delightfully went through the courses of cuisine at a table @Tommo unknowingly welcomed his moderator colleague into and bantered with him and the rest of the table which also included another mod and GMT buddy (GMT MODS OOF OOF OOF-) @Rouge11 !
At the afterparty, things were way more relaxed, which was fitting because it was held at the drakehallspa... Anyways, we all unwinded and had some more fun. The plan went perfectly!
If you've reached up til here in this post, thank you for reading!
TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE BRITAIN A CYCLING, TAX-HUNGRY HEAVEN!
SPECIAL THANKS:
- @TerryDJ for taking most of the screenshots and keeping my secret!
- @ollo for showing me a more efficient way to use images in posts... and for potentially not getting mad if this plan has done a 1 up on his? Which by the way, was an amazing plan, not to mention no names but I clicked on another Security user to see someone else that WASN'T named ollo... You know who you are..
- @layla and @Sled for pulling this dinner off so well!
I'm gonna leave you all with a picture of a hot Boris Johnson just getting out of the Spa Pool. Thank you once again for reading!
PS, I'M GONNA PAY 50K TO THE BANK LOL DON'T WORRY
Khrysalis 
Kacket 
Ren 
You made the dinner really fun, it was a little boring ngl..
Stags 
Drake