The Clumsy Chopper:

One day Chopper went out to work out. He tripped and he started bouncing to the smoothie place in the gym. All the flavors of the smoothies fell on top of Chopper. He then went to the weight lifting place and he lifted one but it fell on top of him. Chopper got hurt and he called and made an appointment with Dr. Pepper. Chopper was struck with Clumsiness. Dr. Pepper called Chopper The Clumsy One and they lived happily ever after.

The End?

Chopper, don't feel bad Chopper, I am extremely clumsy too.

Chopper was so clumsy, he thought Dr. Pepper was the drink, and sucked out Dr. Pepper's blood. As Dr. Pepper lay staggering on the floor, Chopper ran down stairs, tripped, and fell down 103 flights of stairs.