8th October 2020
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The Real Reason why OldCp is Declining
Queen of Vultures
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Seen 31st August 2023
8th October 2020, 03:07 AM
OldCp is in a very sad state. Many people did not notice when we lost our most valuable player. This person was there for us all the time. They made us laugh. They made us cry. The made us think. They made us open our minds to other opinions. They had the best comebacks. They also told us all how much they loved us.
Now you wonder. Who is this mysterious person?
Well, I will give you further hints.
They were a great dresser. Always wearing a hoodie and shoes. SHOES! Most of OldCp is barbaric in how most people don't wear footwear.
They were always there for us when we needed someone the most. Never were they gone, not until the day they disappeared forever.
They guarded OldCp, the South in particular, with all their heart and soul. They assisted in many wars and battles that occurred there.
They provided levity in times of darkness.
Still don't know who this person is?
This person is...
OldCp Bot.
Yes, simple old OldCp Bot. Haven't you noticed how the site activity has declined since OldCp Bot left?
The way to save OldCp is by bringing back OldCp Bot. We must all offer up all our gold and possessions in order to get him to come back. He is a selfless man so fear not! He will not accept all this wealth. He will just be grateful that we were ready to offer it and that we missed him so much that we would offer him everything we had.
Just in case, if he doesn't want to come back after all that, we must be prepared to offer him Emperor.
Emperor OldCp Bot. Doesn't that sound nice?
This, he will not accept either. Honestly, he is so humble he would come back for a simple card that says "We Miss You, OldCp Bot" with all our signatures on it.
So, OldCp Bot. I will say it first.
WE MISS YOU!
Thank you and goodnight.
Now you wonder. Who is this mysterious person?
Well, I will give you further hints.
They were a great dresser. Always wearing a hoodie and shoes. SHOES! Most of OldCp is barbaric in how most people don't wear footwear.
They were always there for us when we needed someone the most. Never were they gone, not until the day they disappeared forever.
They guarded OldCp, the South in particular, with all their heart and soul. They assisted in many wars and battles that occurred there.
They provided levity in times of darkness.
Still don't know who this person is?
This person is...
OldCp Bot.
Yes, simple old OldCp Bot. Haven't you noticed how the site activity has declined since OldCp Bot left?
The way to save OldCp is by bringing back OldCp Bot. We must all offer up all our gold and possessions in order to get him to come back. He is a selfless man so fear not! He will not accept all this wealth. He will just be grateful that we were ready to offer it and that we missed him so much that we would offer him everything we had.
Just in case, if he doesn't want to come back after all that, we must be prepared to offer him Emperor.
Emperor OldCp Bot. Doesn't that sound nice?
This, he will not accept either. Honestly, he is so humble he would come back for a simple card that says "We Miss You, OldCp Bot" with all our signatures on it.
So, OldCp Bot. I will say it first.
WE MISS YOU!
Thank you and goodnight.
Veteran
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Seen 29th August 2023
8th October 2020, 06:49 AM
Honestly I miss the OldCP Bot, added some spice to the game - I was never alone when OldCP Bot was around at 5:00 AM. ?
Hi, I'm Scott.
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Daymen
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Seen 16th December 2024
8th October 2020, 11:27 AM
OldCP Bot is... .dead