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1st December 2013, 09:43 AM
Justin Beiber took a stroll in the park, when he rudely crashed into Damen. Damen was mad, so he beat up the Beiber, and stole his underwear so he would have a DNA sample.
Damen went to his lab, and put the underwear into a DNA Tracker. The tracker told Damen that Justin Beiber was on a worldwide tour, and was in America, Springfield.
Damen took a cab down to Springfield. When the Cab Driver asked for his 200, 000 bucks, Damen reached into his pocket, grabbed a bowling ball, and chucked it at the driver.
"I will remember... your.... faaaaaace..." The cab driver tried to say, while blacking out.
Damen spotted Justin Beiber doing a strip show, and stole all his clothes so he had to go home naked. Justin Beiber only brought one pile of clothes, so he had to walk in his Birth Suit for his whole worldwide tour.
Damen gave himself a high five, and took pictures of poor old Justin with all his clothes off, and sold them on EBay, for 200, 000 bucks each.
The end!
Damen went to his lab, and put the underwear into a DNA Tracker. The tracker told Damen that Justin Beiber was on a worldwide tour, and was in America, Springfield.
Damen took a cab down to Springfield. When the Cab Driver asked for his 200, 000 bucks, Damen reached into his pocket, grabbed a bowling ball, and chucked it at the driver.
"I will remember... your.... faaaaaace..." The cab driver tried to say, while blacking out.
Damen spotted Justin Beiber doing a strip show, and stole all his clothes so he had to go home naked. Justin Beiber only brought one pile of clothes, so he had to walk in his Birth Suit for his whole worldwide tour.
Damen gave himself a high five, and took pictures of poor old Justin with all his clothes off, and sold them on EBay, for 200, 000 bucks each.
The end!
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1st December 2013, 09:58 AM
That's such a nice story but...how much did Damen sell the picture's for 
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Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.
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HELLO!!!!!
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. Nice and funny story! 
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