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17th November 2020, 12:21 PM
"Ronald... McDonald?"[image for reference]
I am taking a different approach to what I would usually do since I wanted to have more fun writing an extract. Since by definition an extract is only a snippit of a story; I thought this would work really well.
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It was a chilly Sunday morning for sure and all I can think of is my morning coffee and my news paper which had just been freshly delivered to my door step. As I got up from my morning chair with my rich and delightful morning coffee to go get my news paper, all I could think about is how I really LOVE the Chis blog... jeez they have the best and most TRUE stories! That aside I got my edition of this weeks "Chis Blog" News paper and got to reading.
"Oh hahahah thats so funny he most definitely is balding hahah!"
"ahhh that thing not only scares the states but it also scares me!"
"Can I fight people shorter than me if im already the shortest....?"
"w-wait...."
I paused over reading the headline in the middle... "Ronald McDonald has HAD IT with us!"
I couldn't help but read the whole article..
Saturday morning had the elite and famous head of the McDonals Cooperation known as "Ronald Mcdonald" visit a famous and high acclaimed McDonald's location. Although all seemed well, it turned out to be quite the horrific experience at a local but big McDonalds location here in Arizona.
It all began when someone known as the "Local Karen" of the area felt suspiciously hungry for an icecream cone knowing damn well that the ice cream machine will never work no matter the location but still went out of her way to yell, demand compensation, demand ICECREAM and even call the manager without knowing of the horrors of who was visiting today.
A worker exclaimed that she tried to get Shannon (The Local Karen) Out of the store before she had to called the manager knowing damn well Ronald McDonald will not be pleased but unfortunately, Shannon was already in for a beating.
But as soon as the Manager was called, Ronald McDonald began to BEEF with Shannon for a while trying to come to a resolve but within moments all he could do was make the women shut up by [Redacted - removed by editors for being severly graphic context].
Officials say Ronald McDonald is most likely back in his forest cottage back in Pennsylvania hiding with weapons such as the one the in the picture shown. If you know about the whereabouts of Ron-....
I put the Chis blog down and stared out my window and into the nice peaceful forest.... "They didnt even capture a good picture... they got all my rolls and not much more..."
I am taking a different approach to what I would usually do since I wanted to have more fun writing an extract. Since by definition an extract is only a snippit of a story; I thought this would work really well.
~
It was a chilly Sunday morning for sure and all I can think of is my morning coffee and my news paper which had just been freshly delivered to my door step. As I got up from my morning chair with my rich and delightful morning coffee to go get my news paper, all I could think about is how I really LOVE the Chis blog... jeez they have the best and most TRUE stories! That aside I got my edition of this weeks "Chis Blog" News paper and got to reading.
"Oh hahahah thats so funny he most definitely is balding hahah!"
"ahhh that thing not only scares the states but it also scares me!"
"Can I fight people shorter than me if im already the shortest....?"
"w-wait...."
I paused over reading the headline in the middle... "Ronald McDonald has HAD IT with us!"
I couldn't help but read the whole article..
Saturday morning had the elite and famous head of the McDonals Cooperation known as "Ronald Mcdonald" visit a famous and high acclaimed McDonald's location. Although all seemed well, it turned out to be quite the horrific experience at a local but big McDonalds location here in Arizona.
It all began when someone known as the "Local Karen" of the area felt suspiciously hungry for an icecream cone knowing damn well that the ice cream machine will never work no matter the location but still went out of her way to yell, demand compensation, demand ICECREAM and even call the manager without knowing of the horrors of who was visiting today.
A worker exclaimed that she tried to get Shannon (The Local Karen) Out of the store before she had to called the manager knowing damn well Ronald McDonald will not be pleased but unfortunately, Shannon was already in for a beating.
But as soon as the Manager was called, Ronald McDonald began to BEEF with Shannon for a while trying to come to a resolve but within moments all he could do was make the women shut up by [Redacted - removed by editors for being severly graphic context].
Officials say Ronald McDonald is most likely back in his forest cottage back in Pennsylvania hiding with weapons such as the one the in the picture shown. If you know about the whereabouts of Ron-....
I put the Chis blog down and stared out my window and into the nice peaceful forest.... "They didnt even capture a good picture... they got all my rolls and not much more..."
