> Be me.

> 23 yrs old.

> buy a car from someone going by only initials.

> ride around in new car.

> Wife begins screaming wildly before fading

> don't care, eating ravioli while watching family guy by harryrhawk.

> Casually lean back in my drake brand gucci chair 2019.

> Suddenly realize car is now nemo.

> begin growing growing mouse ears.

> Realize

> "M.M" ..mickey mouse the man you bought the car from.

> be disney property.

> God dammit.

> Shave head of ears and hair, in shame.
















> Btw my names Jeff bezos.