I am writing this post to express how apothetotically contrite I feel. Within the deep bowels of my quintessence I relay to you my heartfelt sincerity.
I begrudgingly acknowledge my impermissible comportment in the form of derogatory recitation that may have aggrieved some of you.
In pious integrity I candidly hanker after unfeigned atonement within the manifestation of this bona fide apology.
Your dearest friend, Alatar.