17th June 2021
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how will you bribe Bill Gates of all his money?
Made by Jake01 in The Lounge
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17th June 2021, 04:18 PM
How will you force Bill Gates, one of the richest men on Earth, to give you all his money?
Here's my plan:
1) Because Bill Gates is worth 126bn USD, I'll take a loan out to build up an investment company that is worth a million dollars. Y'know, make it reputable.
2) Propose to Bill Gates via a fancy schamancy letter with one of those stamps and business logos that I can make him richer. I'll do research on him and show him how crap his current investment schemes are. The truth hurts sometimes, Bill!
3) He accepts and has a meeting with me
4) I show him a deepfake of Elon Musk saying "jakecoin good" and a fake graph showing jakecoin rise. Yes, there probably is a jakecoin at this point of the plan, there's plenty of Jakes in the world.
5) Bill Gates gets really happy and says yes I invest all my money into jakecoin.
6) I shake his hand and make him sign legal contracts showing this.
7) jakecoin is in fact an anagram for coinjake which is simple English for jake gets all the coins. That's right, I now own 126bn USD in coins.
thats my plan lol you guys are probably so much more creative than me i basically copied most of that plan loosely from a scene in Lupin
Here's my plan:
1) Because Bill Gates is worth 126bn USD, I'll take a loan out to build up an investment company that is worth a million dollars. Y'know, make it reputable.
2) Propose to Bill Gates via a fancy schamancy letter with one of those stamps and business logos that I can make him richer. I'll do research on him and show him how crap his current investment schemes are. The truth hurts sometimes, Bill!
3) He accepts and has a meeting with me
4) I show him a deepfake of Elon Musk saying "jakecoin good" and a fake graph showing jakecoin rise. Yes, there probably is a jakecoin at this point of the plan, there's plenty of Jakes in the world.
5) Bill Gates gets really happy and says yes I invest all my money into jakecoin.
6) I shake his hand and make him sign legal contracts showing this.
7) jakecoin is in fact an anagram for coinjake which is simple English for jake gets all the coins. That's right, I now own 126bn USD in coins.
thats my plan lol you guys are probably so much more creative than me i basically copied most of that plan loosely from a scene in Lupin