13th July 2021
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what is the stupidest injury you've gotten?

Made by Jake01 in The Lounge

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13th July 2021, 03:03 PM

i'll start

i was playing football with a small plush ball in my living room as a kid

slipped on the ball, fell and landed face first on the skirting of the wall

nose was bleeding and i was out cold for a few hours on the floor with blood below my nose and a ball next to a slightly bloodied bottom section of a wall in the living room
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13th July 2021, 04:03 PM

i have too many

hitting the top of my head on a car mirror because i wasn't paying attention
hitting my thigh on a cabinet corner
burning my hand on the car window during a heat wave
accidentally startling myself and hitting my face with my own hand
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13th July 2021, 07:43 PM

I was on slippery rocks by the beach and slipped and fell on my ass, I couldn't walk right for the rest of the day
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14th July 2021, 04:25 PM

Basically... When I was younger I pretended to slip in the shower and actually ended up peeling the skin of my toe along with lots of blood. I was a weird child
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14th July 2021, 05:37 PM

Haloween1000 wrote on 14th July 2021, 07:33 AM:
way too many..
1. tripped over an iron chord, and the iron fell on my head while it was on.. i had to get stitches on my head!
2. i was running in p.e until I fell into a hole and broke my leg lol
3. i was running in the U.S Capitol to catch up to my friends and I slipped on my ass and hurt my leg. i couldn't walk so I was carried in a wheelchair lol
4. I broke my finger by getting it caught between the car door closing xd
5. I broke my leg at summer camp when a leg kicked me in the leg, hurt like hell
6. I get bloody noses everyday, its a constant pain..
7. burned my lip and chin while eating something that was way too hot, ended up burning my lip. i looked like fricking Thanos..
8. ran into a sliding door (don't ask how)
9. got attacked by my dog named Loki and my whole face became scarred..
10. got kicked in the privates by my friend

omg how are you still alive
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