I've been around for some y'know. I've also seem some stuff. Good stuff and bad stuff.

Here is a story that took place 3842 when I was only 8!

So At the time, Accal said i had to be back at like 6pm cause i was a little child with curfew, I did have ago at Accal for making my curfew so early like cmon. And bit of advice, don't try and attack the chosen one when he is literally at his prime and you are only a weak 8 year old child.

Anyways I was Wandering around the woods as one does, and I legit thought I heard something

And this was my face when I heard the noise

(Real pic btw taken over 3000 years ago (They had cameras back then, but they used water and ink)

I stopped and looked around to see what the noise was.

"Google Translate" (My english wasn't good back then, I meant "who's there!?"

After I spoke, I heard a little girl laughing.

"I'M NOT INTERESTED!" I yelled.

I turned around and a Girl who was the same age as me was there, she had black hair,



What you are looking at right now ladies and gentlemen, is a little girl who has never drank milk in her life, brittle bones, negative calcium and vitamin c. I am appalled.

Now obviously as an 8 year old, i screamed.

Girl: "SHH, Why are you screaming? "

Eiven: "You're hideous!"
The Girl giggled
Girl: "You're funny, what's your name?"
Eiven: "Eiven..."
Girl: "Are you not gonna ask for mine?"
Eiven: "Not really"

As you could tell, I was nervous, why? not cause she was ugly, because I never spoke to a woman in my life,

Eiven: So Uhm, Do you live in these woods?

Girl: No, I come from a land very far from here. I'm sure you do this all the time.

Eiven: No I have curfew.

She literally laughed at me again, bro i was so confused like wth? doesn't everyone have a curfew?

Girl: You have a Curfew?

Okay guess not.

Eiven: I don't see how that's so funny.

Girl: Who are your Parents?

Eiven: Uh, Good people.

Lies, I had no parents... Well I did, As far as i was concerned, Accal was the only father I really had.

Girl: Okay Well. I'll see you around.

Eiven: Hopefully not.

I was very blunt back then. Still am acc.


Girl: Oh By the way, My name is Uade












OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH PLOT TWISSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT..

we met up a few times after that, she tried to date me but no way in hell was I doing that. The last time I saw her as a child, she killed my cat. so i hate her.

when i dont get my crumpets and tea every fortnight.