24th January 2022
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Loki's Sad Vulture Story :( You will cry.
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24th January 2022, 12:28 PM
Glarthir was so rude yesterday with cursing vultures and stuff, he inspired me to write my sad sad story.
At one time, I was a good little vulture penguin just running around, fighting evil and doing good vulture penguin stuff. I was one of the seven chosen maiar, you know. It was great, I was chillin with Orome and Manwe and stuff and they liked me! Until one day when the forest turned against vultures! I was like 'what the heck? EXCUSE ME?' And they were like 'nah sis, turn into a DOVE.' They were saying all vultures were EVIL despite me being a good vulture and the fact that my mother could have eaten Major on Corvo but she spared his life, so she was a good vulture too and just followed Melody who was good at this point as well.
So when Orome was dying, I offered to consume his carcass out of respect and maybe because I was a little hungry. Glarthir went OFF. He wrote a special scroll about it and called me 'WORSE THAN A DRACONIAN' and told the fellow goods to kill me! Some of them actually turned on me even though I'd actually done nothing!
Later, Pythas locked me in the palantir for biting him, WHICH HE DESERVED, and it gave me time to think. The rest of the seven did not come to help me get out of that maddening place. I had to wait for Pythas to finally free me, which was a great day. Man didn't curse me for being a vulture or anything and he definitely could have kept me locked up way longer than he did.
So then I went evil, though it was covertly at first. One day I asked Glarthir about being cleansed, and he said "CURSE YOU VULTURE SCUM!"
Lately, it has come to my attention that goods have committed genocides against vultures just for vultures simply existing and trying to defend their lands from being taken over by people who would slaughter them. They brag about murdering a whole island of them, as though it were some great favor they were doing for the world. In my own scroll, Glarthir and Nook were glad about the great decline in vulture populations.
So when they say "Loki, become a dove." I say, how can I turn my back on my family after all the unjustified wrongs that you have done to them? I cannot and I will not!
TLDR: I was a good forest princess until goods started hating on vultures and committing vulture hate crimes.
At one time, I was a good little vulture penguin just running around, fighting evil and doing good vulture penguin stuff. I was one of the seven chosen maiar, you know. It was great, I was chillin with Orome and Manwe and stuff and they liked me! Until one day when the forest turned against vultures! I was like 'what the heck? EXCUSE ME?' And they were like 'nah sis, turn into a DOVE.' They were saying all vultures were EVIL despite me being a good vulture and the fact that my mother could have eaten Major on Corvo but she spared his life, so she was a good vulture too and just followed Melody who was good at this point as well.
So when Orome was dying, I offered to consume his carcass out of respect and maybe because I was a little hungry. Glarthir went OFF. He wrote a special scroll about it and called me 'WORSE THAN A DRACONIAN' and told the fellow goods to kill me! Some of them actually turned on me even though I'd actually done nothing!
Later, Pythas locked me in the palantir for biting him, WHICH HE DESERVED, and it gave me time to think. The rest of the seven did not come to help me get out of that maddening place. I had to wait for Pythas to finally free me, which was a great day. Man didn't curse me for being a vulture or anything and he definitely could have kept me locked up way longer than he did.
So then I went evil, though it was covertly at first. One day I asked Glarthir about being cleansed, and he said "CURSE YOU VULTURE SCUM!"
Lately, it has come to my attention that goods have committed genocides against vultures just for vultures simply existing and trying to defend their lands from being taken over by people who would slaughter them. They brag about murdering a whole island of them, as though it were some great favor they were doing for the world. In my own scroll, Glarthir and Nook were glad about the great decline in vulture populations.
So when they say "Loki, become a dove." I say, how can I turn my back on my family after all the unjustified wrongs that you have done to them? I cannot and I will not!
TLDR: I was a good forest princess until goods started hating on vultures and committing vulture hate crimes.
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24th January 2022, 01:46 PM
Never judge a species by its villains, or its heroes alone
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24th January 2022, 02:03 PM
Damen wrote on 24th January 2022, 01:46 PM:
Never judge a species by its villains, or its heroes alone
Facts bro. Evil is the best side anyway. I can easily live up to the evil vulture reputation. I have vowed to be the evilest vulture with the goal of becoming more evil than Melkor himself.