15th May 2022
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Evil Mandate + Dark Contract
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15th May 2022, 08:17 AM
EVIL MANDATE OF PROCEDURE
An official document assigning some official titles that will likely see change in the future. Created to establish both the creation of this new Council, listed officials will be called in for future meetings to discuss a full set of rules and laws as well as other various procedures. Expect to see a good many more of these in the near future.
https://docdro.id/ktGq7x9
DARK CONTRACT
Behold the rise of the Dark Council, established in hopes to fully unite evil under The Black Tower. This contract serves as both a nice alternative to selling one's soul, as well as opening way for anyone to join! We welcome all to sign this contract, with promise of guaranteed power. We will make Evil more powerful than it ever has been. If you seek to join hence; sign the document in reply to this discussion.
https://docdro.id/WX7v5Sw
"Doom. Doom. Doom. Join hence. Join hence. Join hence."
EVILLEST Regards,
- The Dark Sovereign Ahimoth.
An official document assigning some official titles that will likely see change in the future. Created to establish both the creation of this new Council, listed officials will be called in for future meetings to discuss a full set of rules and laws as well as other various procedures. Expect to see a good many more of these in the near future.
https://docdro.id/ktGq7x9
DARK CONTRACT
Behold the rise of the Dark Council, established in hopes to fully unite evil under The Black Tower. This contract serves as both a nice alternative to selling one's soul, as well as opening way for anyone to join! We welcome all to sign this contract, with promise of guaranteed power. We will make Evil more powerful than it ever has been. If you seek to join hence; sign the document in reply to this discussion.
https://docdro.id/WX7v5Sw
"Doom. Doom. Doom. Join hence. Join hence. Join hence."
EVILLEST Regards,
- The Dark Sovereign Ahimoth.
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Solaris
15th May 2022, 10:21 AM
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
