Daymen
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24th May 2022, 02:30 PM
Damen Hyde is leaving a will below...
Upon my death, I do hand over the Empire to my son Wilfred Von Drake.
(joke)
For real though, my last son Wilfred Von Drake should inherit Snaildom and LeoRPG should I meet my untimely death. (Please dont murder me Wilf).
And to Majorhalo my other son, I grant him the Empire of P3D should I expire IRL.
Upon my death, I do hand over the Empire to my son Wilfred Von Drake.
(joke)
For real though, my last son Wilfred Von Drake should inherit Snaildom and LeoRPG should I meet my untimely death. (Please dont murder me Wilf).
And to Majorhalo my other son, I grant him the Empire of P3D should I expire IRL.
What would your will look like if you was to die?
Daymen
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24th May 2022, 02:49 PM
Loki wrote on 24th May 2022, 02:41 PM:
Unexpectedly morbid.... Are you okay Damen?
Leave me something in your will
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24th May 2022, 04:09 PM
Ahimoth inherits all of my pipebombs so he can mail them to people he doesn't like. Teigan can maybe get like 1 or 2.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.