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25th May 2022, 02:10 PM
It is now a new day on Das and Pic is determined to see Loki. She brings Lord Law with her, hoping that he will be able to speak sense to the evil doctor if he refuses to let her in. She has told Lord Law not to speak until she tells him to.
Silence: Hello Lord Law, did you bring in this crazy lady to be committed?
Silence gestures at Pic.
Pic: No he did not! I am bringing him here!
Silence: You know I don't do psychiatry. That's a couple floors down.
Pic: I don't need a psychiatrist!
Silence: Its lucky you've brought her in. I'll sedate her with some chloroform and you can be on your way to the correct location.
Pic: Lord Law, help!
Lord Law: Sorry Silence, this girl is not being committed. Even though I do agree with you that she could benefit from some psychological help, I am not a legal guardian and am in no position to have her committed against her will.
Silence: I see... So what brings you here?
Pic: I want to see Loki!
Silence: Who?
Pic (frustrated): UGH the woman I came to see yesterday!
Silence: Can you describe her?
Pic: Lord Law, can you just deal with him?
Lord Law: She wants to see the wife of the Black Captain.
Silence: Ohh yes. Amir's wife.
Lord Law: So can we see her?
Silence: You can, but I'm not so sure about the crazy lady you have brought with you.
Pic: I'm not crazy!
Silence: The wife of Amir needs rest. Bringing in a crazy person is counterproductive to that.
Pic: I will push you down a hill if you call me crazy one more time.
Silence: Are you sure she's not crazy?
Lord Law: I'm no professional, I could have a psychologist interview her if you would like.
Silence: Do that and come back later.
Pic: No! Lord Law!!
Lord Law: Sorry, Pickleslover, a lawyer can't override a doctor.
In Loki's room, Amir and her have heard everything.
Loki: Amir... did you put Silence up to this?
Amir: Maybe...
Loki looks at Amir questioningly.
Amir (defensively): The doctor is right, it would be counterproductive to let Pic in!
In GNZ, Eonwe is still cursed. Varda and Little are about to kick Zes out of the kitchen.
Little: Zes, get your lazy bum over here.
Zes: Yeah? What's up? Who you callin lazy?
Little: You, duh.
Zes: I'll have you know I'm in the middle of baking some cookies so go away.
Little: Mhm... Sure... Are those the result of your baking?
Little looks at some cookies that are on a plate, clearly they are chips ahoy chewy cookies that had been heated up in a microwave.
Zes: They are. Want to try one?
Little: No. My mom and I need the kitchen, you have to leave. Go help my dad with Eonwe.
Zes: Whats up with Eonwe?
Little: You'll see when you get there.
Zes: Fiiiiiine.
Zes leaves the room. Little and Varda get started on the potion to cure Eonwe. Zes goes out the the dining area and sees an unexpected visitor. Manwe is angry but Eonwe is fangirling over the visitor. Its Khamul.
Manwe: What are you doing here? I didn't invite any Nazgul to visit star palace!
Khamul: I bring gift.
Manwe: We don't want any gifts from that cursed Black City.
Khamul: It is nice gift.
Eonwe: What a nice man. Did Pythas raise you to be such a gentleman?
Khamul: No.
Eonwe: Can you take me to see Pythas? I must meet him.
Manwe: Silence, Eonwe. Let me talk to this accursed Easterling. Now who did you bring the gift for?
Khamul: For Little.
Manwe: I don't think so mister. Now leave before I have my wife place you in a black hole.
Khamul: I squish you like ant.
The two appear to be about to fight.
Zes: Ladies, ladies, settle down. I think we can work something out here.
On Arda, Damen is looking for Dice. He has decided that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. In this case, its assassinate Dice. Damen has gone down to the press office in search of the man.
Damen: Where is Dice? I would like to speak to him.
Jenna: Hes out today. Is there something I can do for you instead? They say I'm a much better writer than him.
Damen: No, I need Dice. Where is he at?
Jenna: Hes with Bakeitor. Hes shadowing him so he can write a report on him and the hunt for Ayancito.
Damen: I see...
Jenna: Should I tell him you were here?
Damen: No. Also, write an article about me and how great I am. Perhaps there will be a promotion for you if you do so.
Damen leaves.
Dice and Bakeitor have gone to stake out the coffee shop.
Dice: Why are we here? Shouldn't we be scouring the streets for the master assassin?
Bakeitor: No. It is known that Ayancito frequents this coffee shop to do surveillance on his targets. Just about everyone in the South visits this coffee shop at least once a day.
Dice: That's a very interesting statistic.
Bakeitor: Just one thing troubles me though...
Dice: Whats that?
Bakeitor: Ayancito is an assassin.
Dice: That he is.
Bakeitor: Assassins only kill people when they're hired to.
Dice: So?
Bakeitor: So who hired Ayancito to kill you?