Menace to Society
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Solaris
15th June 2022, 08:44 PM
as you all know. the usa is a big spender. but like a really big spender. a huuuge spender. we like to spend a lot ok? we spent 801 billion last year on our military. to put that in comparison thats about like 20 percent of our budget during world war 2.
ok so big money what does this have to do with canada?
well as you know i'd like to point something out:
Canada is just British America
the uk exists so we can make knife crime jokes. fr*nce exists for the world to have perpetual suffering. the usa exists for fat jokes. why does canada exist? it's pointless!
so lets use da big military budget and blow up ottawa!!
the usa should invade canada and name it it Upper America. I think that's be BASED AND REDPILLED. if you disagree feel free to put your WRONG AND BLUEPILLED opinion in the comments so people can make fun of you.
THANKS FOR READING!! I HATE THE EXISTENCE OF A CANADIAN STATE I HATE IT I HATE IT!!
ok so big money what does this have to do with canada?
well as you know i'd like to point something out:
Canada is just British America
the uk exists so we can make knife crime jokes. fr*nce exists for the world to have perpetual suffering. the usa exists for fat jokes. why does canada exist? it's pointless!
so lets use da big military budget and blow up ottawa!!
the usa should invade canada and name it it Upper America. I think that's be BASED AND REDPILLED. if you disagree feel free to put your WRONG AND BLUEPILLED opinion in the comments so people can make fun of you.
THANKS FOR READING!! I HATE THE EXISTENCE OF A CANADIAN STATE I HATE IT I HATE IT!!
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Menace to Society
288 posts
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Seen 27th May 2023
17th June 2022, 12:04 PM
zes wrote on 17th June 2022, 01:20 AM:
shutup boy im canadian
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Septim 
