Menace to Society
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Solaris
30th June 2022, 06:34 PM
damen i wasted 50k gold on these drippy shoes just for my character to be able to hold them like a hand item. slight inconvenience. i would write a sob story but im lazy
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Vultures 
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1st July 2022, 12:51 AM
basedbag wrote on 30th June 2022, 06:34 PM:
damen i wasted 50k gold on these drippy shoes just for my character to be able to hold them like a hand item. slight inconvenience. i would write a sob story but im lazy
Septim 
Daymen
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Drake
1st July 2022, 12:36 PM
I didn't make that item, one of the content creators did