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Goblin
24th July 2022, 05:47 PM
Indeed! I Radaghast, King of Goblins, will be marrying Teigan of House Kacket. This will occur at Thrones, Wednesday July 27th, at 5pm EST. Darth Loki will be our priest! Be there or be square (mandatory 10 gold wedding gift to the bride)
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Solaris
24th July 2022, 08:08 PM
I would murder everyone there for being evil but it's a wedding, guess I'll just drink a lot of purple-red sleepy juice instead. Can't wait!
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Inferno
24th July 2022, 08:34 PM
Miro wrote on 24th July 2022, 05:47 PM:
Indeed! I Radaghast, King of Goblins, will be marrying Teigan of House Kacket. This will occur at Thrones, Wednesday July 27th, at 5pm EST. Darth Loki will be our priest! Be there or be square (mandatory 10 gold wedding gift to the bride)
IDC WHAT BEEF WE HAD, MAZEL TOV BRO
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Drake
25th July 2022, 11:05 AM
How lovely
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Wizard
25th July 2022, 12:06 PM
You little green fool you will regret this you hear me you will regret it all she is mine and mine only you are going to infect her with goblinvirus and she will turn green like a booger and die... I simply cannot allow that. I object this wedding because Teigan belongs to ME and ME only and if you ever come in here on DamenSpike Forums ever again trying to take my girl like this again ohhh there will be hell to pay there will be more bloodshed than the Disney vs OldCP war back in 2015 you hear me?!
i would also like to make it clear that i discriminate against green people
i would also like to make it clear that i discriminate against green people
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25th July 2022, 01:06 PM
Aronaa wrote on 25th July 2022, 12:06 PM:
i would also like to make it clear that i discriminate against green people
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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25th July 2022, 05:52 PM
basedbag wrote on 25th July 2022, 01:06 PM:
Quote:
Aronaa wrote on 25th July 2022, 12:06 PM:
i would also like to make it clear that i discriminate against green people
i would also like to make it clear that i discriminate against green people
ITS LIBERAL AGENDA TIME! QUICK, EVERYONE ALIENATE ARONA AND CANCEL WITH CULTURE!