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14th September 2022, 12:14 AM
Scool started. I do not like it the only one good thing about it is I see my friends but I see them in the summer to so it is almost the same. On first day I weared my shirt that say cool like ice. a lot of girls say nice things about the shirt they like the penguin that I drawed on it maybe I get a girl firend this year I need cool things to say to inpres them
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14th September 2022, 07:02 AM
harry15514 wrote on 14th September 2022, 05:20 AM:
Get a cool hair cut, like a mohawk, guarantee youll get girlfriend
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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