25th September 2022
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china coup crap

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25th September 2022, 08:58 AM
basically xi jingping has been trending on twitter because people think that thew communist party removed him from power and he is now under house arrest. Additionally the government cancelled about 6000 domestic flights but then how are there so many flights currently going in and out. people are saying that war is coming to china. Idk do your own research.
proof to the plane theory: https://www.flightradar24.com/airport/wuh
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25th September 2022, 09:52 AM
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
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+1 by Ari, Flynn and Damen
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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25th September 2022, 10:05 AM
basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
 Im American as well. I can vouch :100: those McNukes™ good man.
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25th September 2022, 10:54 AM
Now this is epic, Winne the Pooh is dead!

Now for Russia.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBC3JzlYrJ8
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25th September 2022, 01:03 PM
basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
 they will do the same until there is nothing left of humanity
In nuclear war everybody loses
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+1 by Ari and Flynn

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25th September 2022, 01:05 PM
StoneClash wrote on 25th September 2022, 01:03 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
 they will do the same until there is nothing left of humanity
In nuclear war everybody loses
 we have missiles that intercept nuclear missiles.. Missileception!
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+1 by Ari
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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25th September 2022, 01:20 PM
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+1 by Ari

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25th September 2022, 02:51 PM
basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 01:05 PM:
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StoneClash wrote on 25th September 2022, 01:03 PM:
Quote:
basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
 they will do the same until there is nothing left of humanity
In nuclear war everybody loses
we have missiles that intercept nuclear missiles.. Missileception!
 Yeah but they haven't been used in war, so we don't know their flaws or what can overwhelm them
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+1 by Flynn and Ari
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25th September 2022, 02:52 PM
flameknight333 wrote on 25th September 2022, 02:51 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 01:05 PM:
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StoneClash wrote on 25th September 2022, 01:03 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
 they will do the same until there is nothing left of humanity
In nuclear war everybody loses
we have missiles that intercept nuclear missiles.. Missileception!
Yeah but they haven't been used in war, so we don't know their flaws or what can overwhelm them
 nothing stops amurican freedahm
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+1 by Flame and Ari
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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25th September 2022, 03:04 PM
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25th September 2022, 09:54 PM
basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
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26th September 2022, 04:17 AM
TheComedian wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:54 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up

You guys are hilarious
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26th September 2022, 07:28 PM
icevanka221 wrote on 25th September 2022, 10:05 AM:
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basedbag wrote on 25th September 2022, 09:52 AM:
good thing im american because if something happens we'll just send our McNukes™ to blow people up
 Im American as well. I can vouch :100: those McNukes™ good man.
 This what my fart sound and smell like
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27th September 2022, 12:58 AM
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