28th September 2022
37 views
37 views
noticing how much icicle has made a difference
Made by Ari in The Lounge
Former MOD
Member
416 posts
695
Seen 31st August 2023
Menace to Society
288 posts
1,167
Seen 27th May 2023
28th September 2022, 06:42 PM
agreed. i hope he pulls that girl. cool like ice
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.