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29th September 2022, 11:55 AM
I try to ask the girl to be my girl friend and I bring candy with me we go to play at reeces I reach in my pocket and find the candy has melt! I take candy out of my pocket and the cocolat had melted through and my hand was covered in it and a girl who was not the girl I like saw and she started pointing and laughing and she said I stuffed poo in my pocket and then the girl I like came and she saw and I ran. I no want her to think I stuff poo in my pocket. I wash hands and come back and I say to her later that I no stuff poo in my pocket and she say she know but she think it funny. I say I had candy in my pocket and it melt. then teacher yell at us for talking in class. I was to embaras to ask her to be my girl friend. So I ask later maybe I bring a candy that dont melt. It was not cool like ice.
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29th September 2022, 03:54 PM
Chocolate melts with heat. Maybe bring sour patch kids or something that's not chocolate next time. You could also find out what her favorite candy is and give it to her.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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29th September 2022, 06:39 PM
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30th September 2022, 01:45 PM
Icicle wrote on 29th September 2022, 11:55 AM:
I try to ask the girl to be my girl friend and I bring candy with me we go to play at reeces I reach in my pocket and find the candy has melt! I take candy out of my pocket and the cocolat had melted through and my hand was covered in it and a girl who was not the girl I like saw and she started pointing and laughing and she said I stuffed poo in my pocket and then the girl I like came and she saw and I ran. I no want her to think I stuff poo in my pocket. I wash hands and come back and I say to her later that I no stuff poo in my pocket and she say she know but she think it funny. I say I had candy in my pocket and it melt. then teacher yell at us for talking in class. I was to embaras to ask her to be my girl friend. So I ask later maybe I bring a candy that dont melt. It was not cool like ice.
uncommon icicle L I was waiting for this post for a long time. better luck next time. Stay cool as ice, buddy!
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