Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!".

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck.

Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad.

Yo mama is so fat that even God can't lift her spirit.

Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad, "sorry, you can't park here".

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LOL. you got this stuff from a website.
but +1 anyway

That was innapropiate. Please don't say that to other people's mama's. -1

Yo Mamma jokes are famous jokes. People enjoy them, and do not take them seriously.

This is a funny post... -Bella

Yo mama so ugly hello kitty said goodbye kitty. xD i got tht from youtube soo funny

yo mama's so ugly she made a BLIND kid cry.

I don't get it. It's offensive. You shouldn't put stuff like that on forums.

C'mon! It's funny!

Yo Mamma is so dumb, she thinks there are calories in a lightsaber.

Yo guys u gotta here this Yo mama so stupid she tryed to climb moutain dew on a snow day ITS A FRESHING DRINK!

OMG you are HILARIOUS!! Awesome!


~GirlyGirly22

Yo momma so fat that even weight watchers gave up on her.
Yo momma so dumb that when someone said,"It's chilly out here,"She ran inside and got her bowl.
Yo momma so dumb that she sat on the T.V and watched the couch.
Yo momma so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest the judge said,"Is this a joke?"
Yo momma so fat and dumb she thought the Earth was her chair.
Sorry if anyone has been offended by this and this is all in fun.

Yo mama so stupid she wanted to have an appointment with Dr.Pepper

yo mama's nickname is "silent but deadly".