Today I woke up in my nest and was very very hungry. There were no carcasses lying around and Amir was off on nazgul business so I couldn't get him to kill a forest boy for me so I flew to the South. The coffee shop was closed and the pizza parlor recently had a rat infestation. The pet store wouldn't let me carry off a dog to eat. So I headed over to thrones. And as I entered into the great hall, I saw the toblerthrone, bathed in sunlight. It look so beautiful. It was like a sign from God.

I sat down and figured Damen wouldn't miss one toblerone out of his throne, right?


But once I started eating them, I couldn't stop!


Before I knew it, the whole toblerthrone was gone!


RIP Toblerthrone. It lived for four years.

This is a hate crime.

TOBLERONE IS SO GOOD!!!