21st October 2022
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Clarification post

Made by Mirrikh in The Lounge

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21st October 2022, 12:06 PM
Over the past few months I have had people come to the realization that..

Yes.. I am Sir Warrior

Proof:


How have people not figured this out yet? I've literally said I'm Sir Warrior about 5x now.
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+1 by zenny, Loki, Mercer and Flynn
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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21st October 2022, 02:58 PM
Is that related to Warthewarrio?
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+1 by Varai, -1 by Mirrikh

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21st October 2022, 04:13 PM
Loki wrote on 21st October 2022, 02:58 PM:
Is that related to Warthewarrio?
 NO SHUT UP
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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21st October 2022, 07:48 PM
I remember the name Sir Warrior, it was nice to know you are him
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21st October 2022, 07:58 PM
Damen wrote on 21st October 2022, 07:48 PM:
I remember the name Sir Warrior, it was nice to know you are him
 That name brings me back to the good days of slaughtering goblins and pirates for the Empire with my fellow knights..
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+1 by Damen
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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