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2nd November 2022, 12:28 AM
October 19, 2022
Glarthir came. He visited Dead man's Guts and discovered that the barricade was broken open! He spoke about the portal that is located in the mountain (Pythas mentioned it in his final writing). It is a portal that leads to Wild Space and its believed that the chamber being unsealed is why The Son has been able to corrupt people on Arda. As Pythas had written:
Afterwards, Glarthir got upset because he felt like no one cares about the forest anymore. He was also sad because he feels as though all of his family has turned evil, especially since Gamer has been messing with the dark side of the force. Out of desperation and because Glarthir considers Loki to be like a sister to him, he asked her to turn good as she was able to manifest a very bright and beautiful light. Loki refused to turn good as she does not want to leave her husband. Glarthir then vowed upon the white hairs in Nameless's beard to never speak to Loki again. He also then claimed that Amir only users Loki as a baby machine.
Later on, Lorien came. He had returned from a war in IOK-1 and had lost some of his purity during it. He regretted that he had to kill many Nameless Beings during the war.
October 21st, 2022
A child named Maeko appeared. He claims to be the son of Manwe and Varda and the younger brother of Luna.
October 23, 2022
Aule came and spoke about the Chosen One of Light. Apparently Gamer is no longer the chosen one as he has been dabbling with the dark side of the force and is thus no longer the light he once was. Aule hinted that perhaps the one of light is someone who is the least expected. He also said that Tulkas would be coming later in the week to name Ronaldo as the chosen one of the dunes. Then Mirrikh and Ronaldo battled. Aule had hoped that Ronaldo would come out victorious but in a shocking turn of events Mirrikh won!
Aule also mentioned that Varda is becoming corrupted by Vanadium Crystals, much like what happened to Annalle. Apparently she has also developed an interest in The Son. It is thought that Varda also uses the palantir in the void and speaks to Mandos quite regularly. Aule said that soon he would take Little on a quest to find her mother and save her from corruption.
Aule spoke of the Grond. He said that it will crumble the minute that it touches the forest. Apparently it and its power is an illusion as the Grond was spawned from an illusion.
Lastly, Aule gave some very interesting details about Dunes and Dune women. Apparently all dunes are very hairy and using Dune shampoo will cure hair loss.
October 25, 2022
Doom came during Alpha's war on Providence. At first Ahmez apparently tried to open a portal to bring Spike back from Wild Space but he got killed! Then Doom convinced Alpha to sign a contract with him. At first they refused but then Doom started killing some agents. Then the owner of the military decided to sign the contract with Doom and killed some of his own agents!
Then Tulkas came and he was going to name Ronaldo as the chosen dune or "Stazhand" but he found out Ronaldo was in jail for murdering 6 users. He also learned that Ronaldo had been bowing to Doom and that he has been busy allying with evils and being a goblin king. Tulkas was thus disappointed in Ronaldo. He went off to meditate on whether or not Ronaldo really is the chosen dune. Tulkas consulted with T10, T10 said that while Ronaldo has the strength to be a chosen one, he is lacking in the commitment, will, and wisdom. Tulkas agreed that T10 might be right and went to Nova Cave to ask the Eldar for advice.
October 26, 2022
One of Amir’s clones appeared at the lodge and starts to attack everyone till it is killed by Trolencio911. More clones show up to the south and start taking down the forest trees on the orders of DOOM. The clones are made of Spike, Ronaldo and Ahimoths DNA and are thus called "Spironoth". The clones are young and barely know how to speak.
October 28, 2022
Nook came and rebirthed Isaiah into Ronaldinho of the Tulkas dune line so that he might have a chance of becoming the chosen dune.
Ronaldinho began training by Nook to become a prophet. As a prophet, Ronaldinho foresaw a storm coming to the south. Nook had Ronaldinho drop his prophet scarf into the water before the storm came. This caused the land to become completely dry! Then the storm came and the land flooded! Ronaldinho's first prophecy came true. Nook also gave Ronaldinho the ear of the forest so that he could hear the words of the forest and receive prophecies from it.
October 30, 2022
The Son came and spoke with Ronaldo. He freed him and brought him to Malacoth to fight Spike. Once the two were together, they fought. The Son ordered Spike to kill Ronaldo but Spike apologized and said that he couldn't do it. Spike then asked Ronaldo to join him and said that together they could kill Flame and rule the universe. Ronaldo rejected this, angering Spike. Then the two fought some more. Ronaldo had to be rescued from Wild Space by Tulkas, who then brought him back to Arda. Tulkas was disappointed in Ronaldo for allowing The Son to break him out of jail and for fighting with Spike too soon.
Tulkas said he would return after Ronaldo has finished serving his jail time and then he would host a Dunemoot.
November 1, 2022
Galadriel came and spoke to a few users. She told Luna that Varda is slowly falling into corruption and will need her help to find the flight once more. She also spoke to The Wanderer and told him that The One has a different purpose for him since he is no longer the Chosen One. She also mentioned that the Chosen One of Light will soon be revealed. Galadriel also told T10 that a weapon of light will defeat Ungoliant.
Tulkas came later and held his Dunemoot in Humm. He started it off by singing a very lovely song about his wife, Nessa. Then he made Ronaldinho sing a song. Ronaldinho sang in Chinese and even Tulkas was confused. Then Tulkas made Little and Loki dance. He was very impressed with Little's dancing! But to Loki, he said that he would rather watch his father belly dance than watch a vulture do it. After the dancing, Tulkas sang a little more. He sang about how Little and Loki are not hairy women and sang about people being impressed with his hammer or smith skills or something (idk he sang in dune).
After this was done, he tested ronaldo and said if he got the question right, he would make him stazhand right then and there. Ronaldo did not answer the question correctly and was not made stazhand. Tulkas became disappointed in Ronaldo's lack of knowledge and told him he must write and essay about the dunes and deliver it to everyone within 24 hours.
Glarthir came. He visited Dead man's Guts and discovered that the barricade was broken open! He spoke about the portal that is located in the mountain (Pythas mentioned it in his final writing). It is a portal that leads to Wild Space and its believed that the chamber being unsealed is why The Son has been able to corrupt people on Arda. As Pythas had written:
Quote:
If the chamber is opened, a catastrophic sequence of events will be set in motion.
And thus, the events have been in motion for a long time now...
Afterwards, Glarthir got upset because he felt like no one cares about the forest anymore. He was also sad because he feels as though all of his family has turned evil, especially since Gamer has been messing with the dark side of the force. Out of desperation and because Glarthir considers Loki to be like a sister to him, he asked her to turn good as she was able to manifest a very bright and beautiful light. Loki refused to turn good as she does not want to leave her husband. Glarthir then vowed upon the white hairs in Nameless's beard to never speak to Loki again. He also then claimed that Amir only users Loki as a baby machine.
Later on, Lorien came. He had returned from a war in IOK-1 and had lost some of his purity during it. He regretted that he had to kill many Nameless Beings during the war.
October 21st, 2022
A child named Maeko appeared. He claims to be the son of Manwe and Varda and the younger brother of Luna.
October 23, 2022
Aule came and spoke about the Chosen One of Light. Apparently Gamer is no longer the chosen one as he has been dabbling with the dark side of the force and is thus no longer the light he once was. Aule hinted that perhaps the one of light is someone who is the least expected. He also said that Tulkas would be coming later in the week to name Ronaldo as the chosen one of the dunes. Then Mirrikh and Ronaldo battled. Aule had hoped that Ronaldo would come out victorious but in a shocking turn of events Mirrikh won!
Aule also mentioned that Varda is becoming corrupted by Vanadium Crystals, much like what happened to Annalle. Apparently she has also developed an interest in The Son. It is thought that Varda also uses the palantir in the void and speaks to Mandos quite regularly. Aule said that soon he would take Little on a quest to find her mother and save her from corruption.
Aule spoke of the Grond. He said that it will crumble the minute that it touches the forest. Apparently it and its power is an illusion as the Grond was spawned from an illusion.
Lastly, Aule gave some very interesting details about Dunes and Dune women. Apparently all dunes are very hairy and using Dune shampoo will cure hair loss.
October 25, 2022
Doom came during Alpha's war on Providence. At first Ahmez apparently tried to open a portal to bring Spike back from Wild Space but he got killed! Then Doom convinced Alpha to sign a contract with him. At first they refused but then Doom started killing some agents. Then the owner of the military decided to sign the contract with Doom and killed some of his own agents!
Then Tulkas came and he was going to name Ronaldo as the chosen dune or "Stazhand" but he found out Ronaldo was in jail for murdering 6 users. He also learned that Ronaldo had been bowing to Doom and that he has been busy allying with evils and being a goblin king. Tulkas was thus disappointed in Ronaldo. He went off to meditate on whether or not Ronaldo really is the chosen dune. Tulkas consulted with T10, T10 said that while Ronaldo has the strength to be a chosen one, he is lacking in the commitment, will, and wisdom. Tulkas agreed that T10 might be right and went to Nova Cave to ask the Eldar for advice.
October 26, 2022
One of Amir’s clones appeared at the lodge and starts to attack everyone till it is killed by Trolencio911. More clones show up to the south and start taking down the forest trees on the orders of DOOM. The clones are made of Spike, Ronaldo and Ahimoths DNA and are thus called "Spironoth". The clones are young and barely know how to speak.
October 28, 2022
Nook came and rebirthed Isaiah into Ronaldinho of the Tulkas dune line so that he might have a chance of becoming the chosen dune.
Ronaldinho began training by Nook to become a prophet. As a prophet, Ronaldinho foresaw a storm coming to the south. Nook had Ronaldinho drop his prophet scarf into the water before the storm came. This caused the land to become completely dry! Then the storm came and the land flooded! Ronaldinho's first prophecy came true. Nook also gave Ronaldinho the ear of the forest so that he could hear the words of the forest and receive prophecies from it.
October 30, 2022
The Son came and spoke with Ronaldo. He freed him and brought him to Malacoth to fight Spike. Once the two were together, they fought. The Son ordered Spike to kill Ronaldo but Spike apologized and said that he couldn't do it. Spike then asked Ronaldo to join him and said that together they could kill Flame and rule the universe. Ronaldo rejected this, angering Spike. Then the two fought some more. Ronaldo had to be rescued from Wild Space by Tulkas, who then brought him back to Arda. Tulkas was disappointed in Ronaldo for allowing The Son to break him out of jail and for fighting with Spike too soon.
Tulkas said he would return after Ronaldo has finished serving his jail time and then he would host a Dunemoot.
November 1, 2022
Galadriel came and spoke to a few users. She told Luna that Varda is slowly falling into corruption and will need her help to find the flight once more. She also spoke to The Wanderer and told him that The One has a different purpose for him since he is no longer the Chosen One. She also mentioned that the Chosen One of Light will soon be revealed. Galadriel also told T10 that a weapon of light will defeat Ungoliant.
Tulkas came later and held his Dunemoot in Humm. He started it off by singing a very lovely song about his wife, Nessa. Then he made Ronaldinho sing a song. Ronaldinho sang in Chinese and even Tulkas was confused. Then Tulkas made Little and Loki dance. He was very impressed with Little's dancing! But to Loki, he said that he would rather watch his father belly dance than watch a vulture do it. After the dancing, Tulkas sang a little more. He sang about how Little and Loki are not hairy women and sang about people being impressed with his hammer or smith skills or something (idk he sang in dune).
After this was done, he tested ronaldo and said if he got the question right, he would make him stazhand right then and there. Ronaldo did not answer the question correctly and was not made stazhand. Tulkas became disappointed in Ronaldo's lack of knowledge and told him he must write and essay about the dunes and deliver it to everyone within 24 hours.
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Solaris
2nd November 2022, 06:58 AM
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Then Mirrikh and Ronaldo battled. Aule had hoped that Ronaldo would come out victorious but in a shocking turn of events Mirrikh won!
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.