Nargothrond Coronation + Dinner

16th December 2022
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Solaris

16th December 2022, 04:01 PM

Transfer of power means a cool gathering...

And because of this latest war you are invited to...

/jr nargcastle at 3 PM EST December 18

(That means 2 days after this post was posted)

~~sorry, we spent all of our budget on outfits and food before we could hire a good graphics designer~~

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.