Ya Daddy.
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Drake
10th January 2023, 05:06 PM
Interior South : /jr thrones : 5:40
Ahimoth: I am evil, and also the bad guy.
Orbay: FInally with my new Cthulhu powers I can re-create the rainbow kybercrystal.
Eru: No Orbay! You can't create the homo-crystalius! It would make the entire world change sexuality!
Orbay: finally, the fourth and final side of the force.. Sith, Jedi.. Grey.. and Gay
Using the power of Cthulhu Orbay contorts a kyber crystal into a shinning prism of multicolored splendor, immediately the skies become vibrant with rainbow.
The moon churns into rainbow swirling chaos, alight against the dark night sky.
Ahimoth: Finally! With the moon in full swing I can FINALLY become my true form!
Mirrikh walks into the scene and is promptly shot by an agent of the International Revenue Service
Eiven eats too much pre-workout and dies.
Orbay and Ahimoth clash powers.
Orbay: Don't try it!
Ahimoth: YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY GAY
The end(?)
Thank you, I'll be awaiting my emmy.
Ahimoth: I am evil, and also the bad guy.
Orbay: FInally with my new Cthulhu powers I can re-create the rainbow kybercrystal.
Eru: No Orbay! You can't create the homo-crystalius! It would make the entire world change sexuality!
Orbay: finally, the fourth and final side of the force.. Sith, Jedi.. Grey.. and Gay
Using the power of Cthulhu Orbay contorts a kyber crystal into a shinning prism of multicolored splendor, immediately the skies become vibrant with rainbow.
The moon churns into rainbow swirling chaos, alight against the dark night sky.
Ahimoth: Finally! With the moon in full swing I can FINALLY become my true form!
Mirrikh walks into the scene and is promptly shot by an agent of the International Revenue Service
Eiven eats too much pre-workout and dies.
Orbay and Ahimoth clash powers.
Orbay: Don't try it!
Ahimoth: YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY GAY
The end(?)
Thank you, I'll be awaiting my emmy.
"Abso • lutely not a Pe • do"!
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Solaris
10th January 2023, 05:19 PM
I hate the IRS.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Wolf
Ya Daddy.
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Daymen
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11th January 2023, 09:33 AM
Welcome back son. Is it time for you to become the man you were meant to be? (Lord prince of DSGHQ). You are the last standing Drake, Sriram and Major have descended into either madness or into hiding. Are you going to break free from the shackals of the past and become Zack Drake?
Major (before the end)
Major (before the end)
Ya Daddy.
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Rookie
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11th January 2023, 09:07 PM
wizle wrote on 11th January 2023, 05:14 PM:
Quote:
KennyPowers7330 wrote on 11th January 2023, 03:25 PM:
Why do I get the feeling that this is all based off a true story?
Why do I get the feeling that this is all based off a true story?