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Solaris
12th January 2023, 07:58 PM
Thank you for posting this so I didn't sound like a prick habibi.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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12th January 2023, 08:08 PM
basedbag wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:58 PM:
Thank you for posting this so I didn't sound like a prick habibi.
Language!
Quran Surah An-Nahl, (The Bee)16:96:
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What is with you must vanish and what is with Allah will remain forever. And those who have shown patience, We will certainly reward the best of what they have done.
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12th January 2023, 08:31 PM
Sparka wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:56 PM:
bag was not happy with just a mood so i have to make this too
mirrikh funeral 5pm est saturday
may he rest in peace :cry:
mirrikh funeral 5pm est saturday
may he rest in peace :cry:
As his son I move this time to 6:30
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12th January 2023, 08:42 PM
icevanka221 wrote on 12th January 2023, 08:31 PM:
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Sparka wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:56 PM:
bag was not happy with just a mood so i have to make this too
mirrikh funeral 5pm est saturday
may he rest in peace :cry:
bag was not happy with just a mood so i have to make this too
mirrikh funeral 5pm est saturday
may he rest in peace :cry:
ARTHFHHHGHHFHHHHGHHHHHHHH
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12th January 2023, 09:41 PM
Orbay will not be allowed to attend the funeral, I don't want him to see a failure's dead body
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Donec mors nos separaveri
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13th January 2023, 05:55 AM
Orbay wrote on 13th January 2023, 05:22 AM:
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SentFromTheTrash wrote on 12th January 2023, 08:08 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:58 PM:
Thank you for posting this so I didn't sound like a prick habibi.
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basedbag wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:58 PM:
Thank you for posting this so I didn't sound like a prick habibi.
You're mother
Your Mother?
Quran Surah An-Nahl, (The Bee)16:96:
Quote:
What is with you must vanish and what is with Allah will remain forever. And those who have shown patience, We will certainly reward the best of what they have done.
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13th January 2023, 07:09 AM
Orbay wrote on 13th January 2023, 05:22 AM:
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SentFromTheTrash wrote on 12th January 2023, 08:08 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:58 PM:
Thank you for posting this so I didn't sound like a prick habibi.
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basedbag wrote on 12th January 2023, 07:58 PM:
Thank you for posting this so I didn't sound like a prick habibi.
You're mother
Drake