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Vultures
6th February 2023, 06:05 PM
Whose grave is this at the edge of Beleriand? The tombstone claims it is readable but it is not!
Perhaps we need to dig up whoever is buried there and do a DNA test on their bones. Or Damen could just tell us?
Perhaps we need to dig up whoever is buried there and do a DNA test on their bones. Or Damen could just tell us?
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Solaris
7th February 2023, 06:49 AM
its mine
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Drake
7th February 2023, 12:45 PM
Squidward's hopes and dreams? There is definitely a reason for the grave.
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