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DUNEVERTISEMENT (MUST READ)

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10th February 2023, 06:04 PM

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+1 by zenny, Loki, Damen and Ari
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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10th February 2023, 06:33 PM

what a vibe, let me do it
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+1 by izuno
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10th February 2023, 08:12 PM

Wow that’s so cute
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10th February 2023, 08:36 PM

Loki wrote on 10th February 2023, 08:12 PM:
Wow that’s so cute
It's a Dune ad that took a lot of effort, I even carved the trollface in. Do you have any idea the level of craftsmanship this took me and you call it cute? There's even me and Tulkas flexing for the camera and you think that's cute?

Unbelievable.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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10th February 2023, 10:34 PM

basedbag wrote on 10th February 2023, 08:36 PM:
Quote:
Loki wrote on 10th February 2023, 08:12 PM:
Wow that’s so cute
It's a Dune ad that took a lot of effort, I even carved the trollface in. Do you have any idea the level of craftsmanship this took me and you call it cute? There's even me and Tulkas flexing for the camera and you think that's cute?
Unbelievable.
Tulkas is teaching you arts and crafts? I thought that was Aule’s thing
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11th February 2023, 09:43 AM

Loki wrote on 10th February 2023, 10:34 PM:
Quote:
basedbag wrote on 10th February 2023, 08:36 PM:
Quote:
Loki wrote on 10th February 2023, 08:12 PM:
Wow that’s so cute
It's a Dune ad that took a lot of effort, I even carved the trollface in. Do you have any idea the level of craftsmanship this took me and you call it cute? There's even me and Tulkas flexing for the camera and you think that's cute?
Unbelievable.
Tulkas is teaching you arts and crafts? I thought that was Aule’s thing
Tulkas didn't teach me anything about the fine art of making ads, I made this myself
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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11th February 2023, 05:46 PM

The troll face makes this so legit
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12th February 2023, 09:47 AM

I’m back 🪨
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+1 by Damen

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