Queen of Vultures
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Vultures
3rd April 2023, 12:25 PM
Introduction
Once again, Damen had decided to rent Baraddur even though the past two staff trips to there had resulted in everyone dying. With Pythas being vanquished, the Dark Tower was now under new management. It had to be different this time right? On top of that, Damen had once again gotten a discount to rent the place. Apparently Amir thought it would be amusing to have a bunch of random people in the tower to torment his wife, who seemed to be becoming increasingly broody.
This time Damen decided to invite people to accompany him to the tower under false pretenses. They were all sent invitations to a small wedding between himself and some mystery woman. They were not to tell anyone about the wedding nor were they allowed any plus ones. These were the people that were invited:
Sir Warrior
Little
Kutya
Damen
Kara
Gamer
Eiven
Pic
Tom
Zen
Lex
Sled
Amir and Loki also happen to be there as it is their primary residence.
Lex's invite is about an extended car warranty rather than a wedding invite.
So it was quite a surprise to everyone as they showed up in the land of darkness and found out there was no wedding. Eiven, who had been forced to stay in Baraddur twice before on the staff retreats, regretted his decision of accepting this fake wedding invitation. Even though he wanted to leave, he was unable to. It seemed as though somehow his own willpower had been weakened and someone else's was taking over making him desire to stay and see how things played out. What were the odds he'd be murdered a third time?
Of course, Lex was immediately found dead. It appeared his extended car warranty could only be purchased with his own life... Written on the paper in his hand was "I hate you. Everyone log in OldCp."
Once again, Damen had decided to rent Baraddur even though the past two staff trips to there had resulted in everyone dying. With Pythas being vanquished, the Dark Tower was now under new management. It had to be different this time right? On top of that, Damen had once again gotten a discount to rent the place. Apparently Amir thought it would be amusing to have a bunch of random people in the tower to torment his wife, who seemed to be becoming increasingly broody.
This time Damen decided to invite people to accompany him to the tower under false pretenses. They were all sent invitations to a small wedding between himself and some mystery woman. They were not to tell anyone about the wedding nor were they allowed any plus ones. These were the people that were invited:
Sir Warrior
Little
Kutya
Damen
Kara
Gamer
Eiven
Pic
Tom
Zen
Lex
Sled
Amir and Loki also happen to be there as it is their primary residence.
Lex's invite is about an extended car warranty rather than a wedding invite.
So it was quite a surprise to everyone as they showed up in the land of darkness and found out there was no wedding. Eiven, who had been forced to stay in Baraddur twice before on the staff retreats, regretted his decision of accepting this fake wedding invitation. Even though he wanted to leave, he was unable to. It seemed as though somehow his own willpower had been weakened and someone else's was taking over making him desire to stay and see how things played out. What were the odds he'd be murdered a third time?
Of course, Lex was immediately found dead. It appeared his extended car warranty could only be purchased with his own life... Written on the paper in his hand was "I hate you. Everyone log in OldCp."
Menace to Society
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Solaris
3rd April 2023, 12:41 PM
Was this where the Southern Taxpayer Dollars went to?? Baraddur hotel trips??
Very based, Damen.
Very based, Damen.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Emperor of OldCP
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Inferno 
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