Today I want to give out some things for the Holidays, but are a bit funny. Ok, lets begin.
Riding down a hill, I only have 1 skate, I wasn't being careful and crashed into a tree. My skate was turning red, I think I lost my head, I went to the hospital and got stiches in my head, Hey! 911, 911, someone call the cops. I broke into the hospital and stole the lollipops. Hey! 911, 911, someone call the cops. I broke into the hospital and stole the lollipops!


Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of snow. I put it in the oven, where'd my dredel go?

Dreidel, driedel, driedel, I made it in my room. I put it in the oven, then it went KA BOOM!

I lit the candle on the day of Hanukkah, it was the 8th day and it was very fun. When I lit the candle, it was like a fire place. It firmly rose with steam and it burnt my shoe lace. I started to scream, I thought it was a dream. I slapped my face 20 times and then I hurt my head. The fire spread on my shoe, I ignored it and went to my room. I had a bomb in there so my house just went KA BOOM!

Hope you liked this, and have a wonderful winter!
~Lawrence

The first one, i once found a lollipop in my pocket when i went to the hospital

These were good... I believe in Christmas, but I can go to a Hanukkah church or chapel service...