Hello Penguins,
I will be telling you jokes with me in it![color=]
Im blue and others will be red![/color]
Lets get started!

Joke Number 1

Jonathanitti: I like to dance salsa!
Stranger: How do you dance in salsa?
Jonathanitti: Not the sause, the dance!
Stranger: Im pretty sure its sause.
Dance Teacher, is there a dance called salsa?
Dance Teacher: Huh, isn't salsa a sauce?
Jonathanitti: Oh brother!

Joke Number 2

Jonathanitti: My birthday's tomorrow, the best day in the December!
Stranger: Actually Christmas is the best day in December
*yells* Is your birthday better than Christmas everybody?
Everybody: No!!!
Jonathanitti: So you all hate your birthday's?
Everybody: Yes!
Jonathanitti: What a hatable world!

Joke Number 3

Jonathanitti: What a beautiful Sunday morning!
Sky: *starts to rain*
Girl: Yeah right! Its raining out here!
I miss the beautiful sunset!
Jonathanitti: Yeah right, like if I like the sunset!
Girl: *calls cops*
Jonathanitti: Noooooo
Cops: Your under arrest little fellow!
Jonathanitti: Not again!!

As you can see it says "Not again!"
You can go to my Music & Regular Jokes in the Entertainment Place!
I get arrested for stealing sandwiches!
Hope that helped!
Comment your favorite part in the comments below or ask me if I should do more of these jokes!
Hope you enjoyed them!
Bye!
Your friend,
~Jonathanitti