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13th December 2013, 04:07 PM
Day 1: When i was in my moms tummy
Once i was in my mom's tummy and i looked at my hand, it looked weird. I was growing by the second. My mom drank something, it was called coke. I tasted it, it was really good! My mom ate something called a carrot and broccoli. The broccoli tasted horrible, but the carrot yum yum! I grew by the second and 9 months later i had no room! I was kicking my mommy's tummy and then i heard some rushing and rolling. I was upside down and then I came out somewhere of my mommy but i don't know where. I was crying and thinking Put me back put me back! My mommy wrapped me in a blanket and she put a hat on me. She took me home i never saw something called a couch and a bed. My mommy put me in my bed and i slept.
Day 2: New things i never saw
My mommy told me about everything. She said: This is a computer. This is a TV. This is a window. This is a car. And a lot of more things. My mommy told me also i was born on: 1/15/02 I was born in 2002 January 15th. My mom told me my sister was born in 1998. I didn't know what a sister was, I figured out it was a person in my family. And it was a girl. I saw something called a toilet. There's this other thing that makes light called a lamp.
Day 3: Some funny things i did.
When i was 2 years old, I looked at a lamp and went up to it and knocked it over! I said: Oooh! Fireworks! And i giggled my sister was only 9 when i knocked over the lamp, she picked me up and carried me to my mommy. When my mommy heard me jumping on my crib from downstairs it only meant 2 things to me 1. I'm thirsty or 2. Diaper change! And it was the diaper change. When my mommy walked in, i took off my diaper and threw it at her face! I was laughing so hard but the poop didn't get in her face. My mom had to tape my diaper cause i always took it off! Then i ripped the tape, she got duck tape. She duck taped my diaper to me and it was hard to get off! I couldn't get it off.
Day 3: POISON!!!
When i went into my mommy's room, I saw perfume. I picked it up and sprayed it the wrong way! It went into my eyes, I screamed so loud! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOMMY!!!! HELP!!!! My mommy came upstairs and called this group called poison help. They said: Rinse water on your child's eye and press pressure but not to hard. Then the a couple weeks later, I got these things my mommy told me you eat them after breakfast they looked like medicine but it wasn't. It looked like candy and tasted like it! I had way too much in 1 day i had like 6 of them and im only supposed 1 per-day.
Once i was in my mom's tummy and i looked at my hand, it looked weird. I was growing by the second. My mom drank something, it was called coke. I tasted it, it was really good! My mom ate something called a carrot and broccoli. The broccoli tasted horrible, but the carrot yum yum! I grew by the second and 9 months later i had no room! I was kicking my mommy's tummy and then i heard some rushing and rolling. I was upside down and then I came out somewhere of my mommy but i don't know where. I was crying and thinking Put me back put me back! My mommy wrapped me in a blanket and she put a hat on me. She took me home i never saw something called a couch and a bed. My mommy put me in my bed and i slept.
Day 2: New things i never saw
My mommy told me about everything. She said: This is a computer. This is a TV. This is a window. This is a car. And a lot of more things. My mommy told me also i was born on: 1/15/02 I was born in 2002 January 15th. My mom told me my sister was born in 1998. I didn't know what a sister was, I figured out it was a person in my family. And it was a girl. I saw something called a toilet. There's this other thing that makes light called a lamp.
Day 3: Some funny things i did.
When i was 2 years old, I looked at a lamp and went up to it and knocked it over! I said: Oooh! Fireworks! And i giggled my sister was only 9 when i knocked over the lamp, she picked me up and carried me to my mommy. When my mommy heard me jumping on my crib from downstairs it only meant 2 things to me 1. I'm thirsty or 2. Diaper change! And it was the diaper change. When my mommy walked in, i took off my diaper and threw it at her face! I was laughing so hard but the poop didn't get in her face. My mom had to tape my diaper cause i always took it off! Then i ripped the tape, she got duck tape. She duck taped my diaper to me and it was hard to get off! I couldn't get it off.
Day 3: POISON!!!
When i went into my mommy's room, I saw perfume. I picked it up and sprayed it the wrong way! It went into my eyes, I screamed so loud! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOMMY!!!! HELP!!!! My mommy came upstairs and called this group called poison help. They said: Rinse water on your child's eye and press pressure but not to hard. Then the a couple weeks later, I got these things my mommy told me you eat them after breakfast they looked like medicine but it wasn't. It looked like candy and tasted like it! I had way too much in 1 day i had like 6 of them and im only supposed 1 per-day.