Chapter 1. The ugly kid

There once was a kid that was born in Lofishner, (In the middle of no where.) He was so ugly, that everyone went out of town! He was left alone with Spongebob and Patrick. (Inmeature sea creatures.) Patrick went to the Ugly Barnicle and made up a story. "There once was an ugly barnicle," Patrick read. "Who was so ugly, that he scared everyone away! Da end!" "You talkin' 'bout me, Pink Pat?" Said The Ugly Barnicle, in a weird voice. "Spongebob," continued Patrick. "I think The Ugly Barnicle had to much root beer for breakfast..." "Yeah! Why did we give him root beer for breakfast?" Asked Spongebob.

Chapterr 2. He went...

The Ugly Barnicle suddenly got out of his mini chair, and threw a hook at an airplane and zipped right to it! "Let's go on land and hope some idiot steps on us." Said Spongebob. "Yeah," said Patrick. "His parents are gonna be so mad at this. This is the right choice..." So they went to land got ran over by a car! The Ugly Barnicle was like, "HAHA!" And the piolet was like, well, he just fell off the airplane... The Ugly Barnicle crashed! He crashed into a village called Soy Yin. A Chinese town. And The Ugly Barnicle found a family just like him, and lived with them forever...
Da End...