This is all fiction, every piece of it! Also, I might use the word "freaking" a lot. This is not meant to be used offensively!

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I don't understand why I try so freaking hard to stay awake at night. It's not that I'm not tired, no, no, I am so tired. I am so freaking tired.

I do my usual stuff, like editing, uploading videos, taking a dump, but then I spend an hour clicking bookmarks. I click on Reddit, surprise, surprise, everything is STILL FREAKING PURPLE. I click on YouTube...

*comment notification appears*

Ooh! A new comment!

*comment shows* "Boring."


I click on Facebook, nope, nothing orange in sight. I click on Twitter, deviantArt, tumblr, my anime pics, Titanic fil- you name it. I do this back and forth, until I realize: Okay, I've been clicking on freaking bookmarks for the past hour.

That's about the time I look down to this thing called, "the clock."

It's 2 AM in the morning.

But then there's this voice...

Voice: Hey dude, wouldn't it be absolutely radical to start watching some anime just about now?

Me: What, no? I... I have to sleep. It's illogical to start watching-

*blacks out*

Voice: Wha? What were you saying?
Me: Anime.... anime...

Then I play a game of charades, and--

Flashback of me: Just one more, pwease. Just one more, then I'll go to sweep?

And WHOOP! It's 5 AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING!

I'm so tired now, I can barely even walk as I drag my sorry body to bed. Then I tuck myself in like a little peanut, and finally fall asleep.

When I wake up the next... no... the same day, it's the reverse.

Voice: Hey dude, wouldn't it be absolutely radical to stay in bed... like forever?
Me: What, n- no? I don't need to sleep. I can just wake up now and go to bed early tonight. It's completely illogical to stay in be--

*falls asleep*

Voice: Shut the heck up, dude.

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Hope you liked it! This story was made not to offend, but to entertain.

This is very funny! Be sure not to say ''shut the heck up'' to people though, just saying . I did enjoy reading this though! I go to sleep no problem... Even after coffee...

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This is very funny! Be sure not to say ''shut the heck up'' to people though, just saying . I did enjoy reading this though! I go to sleep no problem... Even after coffee...

The "shut the heck up" thing was part of the story, I wasn't directing it towards anyone.

Glad you liked it!

Funny! I like it +1

My Night Routine is READ CAREFULLY
1.Pretend to sleep
2.Wait until everyone is asleep
3.Sneak down the stairs carefully!
4.Then spot the rare animal THE FRIDGE[/u
5.Then eat!
6.Then sneak up the stairs
7.Then sleep with a full stomach
8.Don't forget to BLINK!
FOLLOW AS WRITTEN

Great! Are you going to make a chapter two?