There was once a Derp man by the name of Etilwikle. He would usually fart, and not to mention the times he did not flush the toilet. It's little gross....But hey, what ever! So he one day quested out far into the suburbs of "Clinmount Thregol" and found his fate. He was meant to become a janitor at Ouran Highschool. Lol JK! Actually, his faith was to become a plumber. On his way to his job, he would see Mario, and other plumbers walking to their jobs. "MAMA MEE YA!" Mario said. The toilet was stopped up with toilet paper. Etilwikle then became king of the village. The end.

Short one... Thisi s a funny story!