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27th December 2013, 05:32 PM
Damen packed up his things, ready to get to his flight. He was too lazy to drive, so he called himself a cab.
"Hello, I'm a cab!" Damen literally called himself a cab...
Damen was still lazy, so he rung up a TAXI. The TAXI arrived outside his house. It was a tiny cab, with one driver's window. He told the TAXI driver to take him to the Airport, and the TAXI driver smiled, so cheesily.
Damen arrived at the Airport soon enough.
"One 'undered big ones." said the TAXI driver, glumbly.
"Gee, uuuuh..." Damen paused. Damen fled away, and escaped to the Airport with out paying his bill. The TAXI driver looked mean. He got out his cab. He ran to the Airport.
"I'm back..." said the TAXI driver... or should I say... the Beiber?! "Beiber's back, baby, baby, oh!"
Damen got on his plane. He looked outside the window. Nothing. Just the ground. Wait! What's that? It looks like... Justin... Justin Beiber. This is going to get ugly.
"START THE PLANE!!" yelled Damen, "I WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU DO NOT START THIS PLANE!!"
The plane took off with an amazing jolt. Beiber chased the plane. He lundged to grab the wheels. He climbed up to the window...
TO BE CONTINUED...
"Hello, I'm a cab!" Damen literally called himself a cab...
Damen was still lazy, so he rung up a TAXI. The TAXI arrived outside his house. It was a tiny cab, with one driver's window. He told the TAXI driver to take him to the Airport, and the TAXI driver smiled, so cheesily.
Damen arrived at the Airport soon enough.
"One 'undered big ones." said the TAXI driver, glumbly.
"Gee, uuuuh..." Damen paused. Damen fled away, and escaped to the Airport with out paying his bill. The TAXI driver looked mean. He got out his cab. He ran to the Airport.
"I'm back..." said the TAXI driver... or should I say... the Beiber?! "Beiber's back, baby, baby, oh!"
Damen got on his plane. He looked outside the window. Nothing. Just the ground. Wait! What's that? It looks like... Justin... Justin Beiber. This is going to get ugly.
"START THE PLANE!!" yelled Damen, "I WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU DO NOT START THIS PLANE!!"
The plane took off with an amazing jolt. Beiber chased the plane. He lundged to grab the wheels. He climbed up to the window...
TO BE CONTINUED...
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27th December 2013, 05:48 PM
Damen then said "DAMEN" and Bieber died.
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27th December 2013, 06:51 PM
jb was fired! 
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