I was very bored, and had nothing to do, so I wanted to share this, ehh, funny thing...

There were 2 people out in the woods. The dad, and his son, Fred. The dad was named, Bob. Freddy always thought his dads name was an alien name, because he ate bob pie before, and looked like it was an alien, but his dad was stupid, and that's why Freddy had a more deep thought. He now thought his dads name was just not an alien name, he thought he was an alien. Freddy can never get the horrifying taste out of him, to him it was like green beans with old rotten lima beans, and they were squashed, and to him he did not know what else to describe it, besides slimy and gross. Finally, they found some food. A pig. "The wonderful taste of wool that come from these pigs. NOW LETS SHOOT IT!" Bob screamed. "DAD, WAIT! Did you mean, The wonderful taste of meat that come from these pigs?" "Yes son, whatever, HURRY UP! SHOOT IT!" Freddy just stood firmly for quite a while. Freddy knew it was a fake pig after getting a good look, but he kept quiet because he wanted to see his dad shoot something that is not even alive. BAAM! A hole went through the eye, and it fell down. Before his dad can speak, a pig with a top hat, a moustache, black jeans, and black outlined glasses came with a big sack, putting his dad in it. Freddy's eye twitched with amazement, and then said, "So... What's for dinner, then?" The pig smiled and said, "He goes in the trash, when we go to get real food, at a restaurant," showing Freddy money like how you would hold cards, hiding them from the other person. "HURRAY!" Freddy clapped. He finally wanted to get some real food. So, they threw his dad in the trash can, and walked to the restaurant. The pig paid double, for an empty room, and got to get there food real quick. They were at a LARGE table, with only 2 chairs at the small ends. Finally, it came out in a food tray, with a big present. Freddy opened it up, drooling with excitement, and then stopped real quick... The food looked like an alien. "WHO AND WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!" Freddy screamed. "Who, It is your dad. What, it is an alien." The pig said with a smile, with a fork and knife in his hand, and a napkin wrapped around his neck. Freddy's eyes twitched, and then said with a lot of hesitating, "But--- we through him in--- he looked like a human--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Freddy said, darting out of the restaurant, darting home with his mother, hoping VERY much she was not also an alien...

Hoped you liked it, and it will not continue

Very interesting.....and that escelated quickly a little bit...