Holmes lay back fixed upon his armchair, with a pipe blowing smoke from his nostrils. His thoughts zoned back into his environment, and thought of Watson. Where was he? Sherlock thought as he noticed he hadn't come out of the restroom for quite some time.

He got up and heard a massive creek,
"Why the floorboards have become restless of late" thought he, but then moments later he heard the exact noise again, not coming from the floorboards this time but from the door down the landing way.

He could not help but investigate, whilst he evaded continuing planning his next day's investigation in the outstanding study in brown.
"Watson! It seems the bomb threat has finally been delivered to Lestrade - ", Holmes froze in surprise all of a sudden as he noticed the interruption of the same noise yet again but much louder and all together strangely... well... splattier.
"Watson? I cannot believe this! I have been noticing the same noise repeating itself over and over again, and it seems to be coming from this room."
"Sherlock, please leave me to my business temporarily! Hudson made me my favourite beans and bacon again!" shouted Watson from behind the door.

Sherlock was confused, so he decided to deduce the bomb threat. He applied some methods of swapping letters, and uncovered the hidden truth behind the note. It said:
"A bomb is about to go off in John Watson's Toilet"
Sherlock ran to the door with haste and kicked it down, Watson IN HYSTERICAL surprise suddenly took the worlds nastiest explosion of CRAP filling the toilet, propelling John a fro from his toilet. Continuing to emit turd juice and turd debris behind him, which continued to excel his position across the room out of the door, he smashed against the wall on the other side of the house.

Covered in turd, and other brown materials from John's bowels, he growled an angry and extremely annoyed.
"John! I think there's a bomb about to go off in the toilet!" Sherlock said pointing at the toilet which was overflowing with poo.
"That was the Bomb!" shouted a voice from the Living Room.
They both looked through the door way, (John wasn't scared because even though he was naked the poo covered his privates) and standing there was....
"MORIARTY!" they both shouted!
John threw poo at Moriarty, but Moriarty perfectly dodged all of the splats. Suddenly, Sherlock back flipped off the wall and landed on Moriarty's shoulders holding Moriarty in a head lock.

"Moridioty!" Sherlock exclaimed whilst he was back kicking moriarty's chest.
"Idiot head!" Moriarty said.
Watson filled a bucket of poo and chucked it on Moriarty.
"Brown suit Morifarty! Poo all over ya!" shouted Watson as poo dripped from his legs.
"Argh! This smell, it smells of crap!" said Moriarty.

Sherlock grabbed a knife from the mantlepeice and put it on the sofa so that nobody would get hurt.

"Ok guys, no killing! We can fight, but NO KILLING!" shouted Sherlock.
"Ok." said Moriarty and Watson.

Poo continued to fly about 221b, Baker Street. Hudson heard the drama from upstairs, she climbed the stairs and went
"Ooh!" it smells bad!
She opened the door and saw the flood of poo flowing down the stair case of 221b.
"Sherlock! Are you having an experiment?"
She walked into the living room to see a pile of brown people flopping around eachother, and John's brown bum and sherlocks poo draped suit, and Moriarty's pooey hair.
"Ew!" Hudson shouted as she ran into them and tripple flipped ontop of the pile fight. She grabbed the knife and stabbed Sherlock and Watson.

"Thank you Hudson." Moriarty said.
"Come and have a shower dear, then you can have tea and biscuits." she replied.
Sherlock and Watson had managed to fake their deaths infront of Hudson, and they both sneaked up disguised as poo monsters.
"Oh, it's those poo monsters, nothing suspicious of course." Hudson said as she stirred Moriarty's tea.
Moriarty was planning on murdering Hudson, BUT SHERLOCK SLAYED MORIARTY!

The End has come indeed...

Wait isn't Moriarty the person on forums? Please don't mess with me because I came back from along time and I don't remember much! +1

This was very, very, interesting. And not to mention hilarious! But, it also made me kinda sick

Haha this was a hilarious! 1+

Ah yes, my brother is a huge fan of Sherlock so am I this story soothed my mind I enjoyed reading this it actually made sense to me this to me is brilliant I enjoy reading stories like this it is just so much better.

Very funny! Interesting too. I enjoy reading your stories, I find this one really creative!

Spectacular. It was very funny! The story had lots of details which made it easy to read and make questions about!