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Hoodies
19th January 2014, 01:14 PM
Hello! Welcome to Dicey Shows! I tell you jokes!
Bob: How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Tommy: Uhh, 4?
Bob: NO! 4! Not 4?
LOL!
Now here are some more jokes!
Walk into the bar and be like "What up, I got a koala bear."
Linda: Did you know that koala bears aren't really bears?
Lynn: NOW YOU TELL ME!
Lol!
Well, stay tuned for the next one! Cya later!
Bob: How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Tommy: Uhh, 4?
Bob: NO! 4! Not 4?
LOL!
Now here are some more jokes!
Walk into the bar and be like "What up, I got a koala bear."
Linda: Did you know that koala bears aren't really bears?
Lynn: NOW YOU TELL ME!
Lol!
Well, stay tuned for the next one! Cya later!
Hopes And Dreams
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CrimeSolvers
19th January 2014, 01:19 PM
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Hello! Welcome to Dicey Shows! I tell you jokes!
Bob: How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Tommy: Uhh, 4?
Bob: NO! 4! Not 4?
LOL!
Now here are some more jokes!
Walk into the bar and be like "What up, I got a koala bear."
Linda: Did you know that koala bears aren't really bears?
Lynn: NOW YOU TELL ME!
Lol!
Well, stay tuned for the next one! Cya later!
Bob: How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Tommy: Uhh, 4?
Bob: NO! 4! Not 4?
LOL!
Now here are some more jokes!
Walk into the bar and be like "What up, I got a koala bear."
Linda: Did you know that koala bears aren't really bears?
Lynn: NOW YOU TELL ME!
Lol!
Well, stay tuned for the next one! Cya later!
Carry on, my wayward son.
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19th January 2014, 01:23 PM
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Quote:
Hello! Welcome to Dicey Shows! I tell you jokes!
Bob: How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Tommy: Uhh, 4?
Bob: NO! 4! Not 4?
LOL!
Now here are some more jokes!
Walk into the bar and be like "What up, I got a koala bear."
Linda: Did you know that koala bears aren't really bears?
Lynn: NOW YOU TELL ME!
Lol!
Well, stay tuned for the next one! Cya later!
Bob: How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Tommy: Uhh, 4?
Bob: NO! 4! Not 4?
LOL!
Now here are some more jokes!
Walk into the bar and be like "What up, I got a koala bear."
Linda: Did you know that koala bears aren't really bears?
Lynn: NOW YOU TELL ME!
Lol!
Well, stay tuned for the next one! Cya later!
. 
xoxo
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Estrella
19th January 2014, 08:10 PM
Why did the cookie go to the docots? He felt crummy!
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks? soo corny huh?
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks?
soo corny huh? 
Hopes And Dreams
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19th January 2014, 08:25 PM
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Why did the cookie go to the docots? He felt crummy!
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks? soo corny huh?
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks?
soo corny huh?)
Carry on, my wayward son.
xoxo
Master
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19th January 2014, 08:27 PM
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Quote:
Why did the cookie go to the docots? He felt crummy!
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks? soo corny huh?
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks?
soo corny huh?)
Hopes And Dreams
Master
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19th January 2014, 08:29 PM
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Quote:
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Why did the cookie go to the docots? He felt crummy!
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks? soo corny huh?
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks?
soo corny huh?)How did you know?
Carry on, my wayward son.
xoxo
Master
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19th January 2014, 08:30 PM
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Why did the cookie go to the docots? He felt crummy!
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks? soo corny huh?
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks?
soo corny huh?)How did you know?
Hopes And Dreams
Master
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19th January 2014, 08:32 PM
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Why did the cookie go to the docots? He felt crummy!
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks? soo corny huh?
When do ducks wake up? At the Quack of dawn!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker face! (Poke her face)
Why did dice throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butter fly!
Arent these bad yolks?
soo corny huh?)How did you know?
O.O teach me your ways...
Carry on, my wayward son.
Hopes And Dreams
Master
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19th January 2014, 08:35 PM
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Great! When do i take my nap first? 
Carry on, my wayward son.