Mercer

Tempted to start a forums log with photos of stuff I eat to show natty I'm getting.

The Vegan Badge has showed me purpose

Mercer

I'm so vegan that I have hired an Indian to form a cow praising shrine in my backyard. Time to get extra natty boi.

Mercer

HAPPY BDAY SWIRLS!!!!

Mercer

If you wish to help keep Vampires in check when they're made again, please take some time out of your day to read this:
https://forums.damenspike.com/view/55750

Mercer

House Communists will be abstain from House Guards, for the workers are too busy with peeling potatoes and praising the Motherland. All workers have been provided with 1 switch knife to defend the Motherland against the Capitalist swines.

Mercer

Dear Damen,
Oldcp has been suffering under the new Capitalist regime for too long. Please revive our Lord and savior JosephStalin and reinstate Communism into the Motherland once again

Mercer

Now THIS is epic
https://forums.damenspike.com/profile/1

Mercer

Now that House Guards are returning, can we disband all militaries except generic?

Mercer

Abu was one of the people who told me I fell weak when I wed a QOTN. We must save him from the shackles of marriage.
#MakeAbuGreatAgain

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My love for the Motherland is rooted deeper than any grave

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This is so sad, can we hit a child

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Can I sell my soul for a create request

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I see Ian is confessing, so Imma confess too: I took part and executed 2 out of 3 of the first Major assassination attempts, which Harri put the killing blow to.

At least I wasn't involved in the last one

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Petition to start the Millenial phase after the Goth phase is over

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Daaameeeenn, get off the forums and enjoy your vacation. You're gonna be here a lot after ur vacation anyway

Mercer

*in Bear Grylls voice* I have acquired the Badge of Loyalty

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*in Bear Grylls voice* Since the Badge of Honour is no longer relevant, I must now acquire the Loyalty badge.

*eats a bat*

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"IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!" -Damen

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If you have free time, please read my OldCP mod application: http://damenspike.com/view/?id=54407

Mercer

No crimezone, no Orbay.