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@Damen I'm keenly aware that you don't check mail that often, but as is tradition, I must inform you that I have, in fact, sent a mail to your mailbox

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I feel like I haven't done a good enough job at making my point clear. The point isn't to defend Lex's Oldcp or anything. My point is simply this:

You wouldn't have to be worried about losing users if your game was already so good that nobody wanted to leave

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Hi everyone! I’m glad to be back in the Crime Office. Before we start running things up again, I’m going to take a few days to set some stuff up.

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#HAILTHEPLA

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Social distancing is easy when no one likes you

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Why is everyone asking Damen to check mail?? That's my job!

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Damn, I just wanted Damen to fix the minigun. Whatever's going on right now is wild

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@Damen Would you do 5 weapon designs for a 30$ create?

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How does one contact the CEO of CZ about moving the time of cz to like 3 PM EST? Mairon's supposed to help me meet my dad but I can't bc of the time. Smh

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So my country just banned anyone aged 20 or below from going outside. I'm having cabin fever in the middle of spring

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If we're doing WW2 I call dibs on the USA

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Can someone tell me what the hell went down yesterday? Surely something must have gone down if Damen's contribution points are 17

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When your OldCP dad treats you better than your irl dad

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People are at home, enjoying new games like Animal Crossing and DOOM Eternal, while I have to study 7 hours a day and use the computer for like 2. Dammit.

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Funny how I've been an introvert my entire life, but the moment the quarantine starts, I suddenly discover an extroverted side of me I didn't know I had. Is this what it feels like to want company? Damn, this sucks

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Hey @Damen,
You think you can add Hydra (the house) back into OldCP sometime? It's not there for some reason

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It would sure be fun if we could get some action going on in Oldcp

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So you have to “socially distance” yourself from others to protect against the virus? I finally have an excuse to stay away from people. Introverts, rise up

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Oh cool, a new badge

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@Damen Can u add Hydra back into Oldcp? It's removed for some reason