Mind blown! Awesome application. Best of wishes!!

Ellie Goulding offended? A user that just decided they wanted to try to make something funny, has failed there project and make it offensive. "Ellie Goulding at crap Cafe". Come on. Thats just rude.

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Movie of the report: "Open Season 2"
The film takes place one year after the events of the first film.

Elliot (Joel McHale) has grown giant new antlers and is getting married to Giselle (Jane Krakowski). But during a mishap, Elliot's new antlers are cracked off and now look like they did in the first film, which upsets him. Luckily, Boog (Mike Epps) and the others manage to cheer Elliot up by having a rabbit fight. But Elliot has new emotions about his marriage and feels reluctant to marry Giselle. Mr. Weenie (Cody Cameron) finds a dog biscuit trail that his previous owners left behind and uncontrollably follows it. At the climax of the wedding, Elliot witnesses Mr. Weenie being taken away by his old owners, Bob and Bobbie (Georgia Engel). Elliot tells the story to the other forest animals (a little overreacting) and decides to make a rescue mission to save him. The other ones that go on Elliot's rescue mission are Boog, Giselle, McSquizzy (Billy Connolly), Buddy, (Matthew W. Taylor), and Serge (Danny Mann) and Deni (Matthew W. Taylor).

Meanwhile, the other pets meet. There is Fifi (Crispin Glover), a toy poodle and his basset hound companion Roberto (Steve Schirripa), two cats named Stanley (Fred Stoller), whose companion is a mentally retarded cat named Roger (Sean Mullen), and a Southern dog named Rufus (Diedrich Bader), whose companion is his girlfriend Charlene (Olivia Hack). Fifi discusses his hatred for wild animals as one night he goes into the bushes to retrieve his chew toy and is shocked by the wild animals inside, and accidentally gets his tail touched by the bug lighter. He then tries to maul a nearby rabbit, until stopped by his owner. Meanwhile, the wilds find Weenie, much to Elliot's dismay, who does not want to marry Giselle. They try to free him while his owners are in a gas station. They free him from his chains, but accidentally leave him stuck on the RV along with Buddy. Elliot and Giselle get in a feud, and eventually leaves Elliot to search for Mr. Weenie himself, while Serge and Deni fly to look for him.

The owners reach the pet camp with Mr. Weenie and Buddy, unbeknownst to them. The other pets meet with Weenie, and Fifi tries to change Weenie back into a pet, but fails. Buddy helps Weenie escape and Buddy tries to free Weenie from his shock collar. During the chase, Fifi gets shocked by the collar and gets his forehead burned, which causes him to lose most of his sanity. Meanwhile, Serge and Deni return and explain they found Weenie and Buddy at a pet camp, which they now escaped from. Boog and the others set camp at a human camp, and Boog tries to convince Giselle that Elliot is a good person and they are good together, but fails. Elliot, meanwhile, is having a horrible time, following his own tracks that he confuses for Mr. Weenie's and gets his head stuck on a trash can lid with gum on it, but misses his friends and becomes a mess. The wilds reach the pet camp, but the pets and their owners have already left, but realizes that they have gone to Pet Paradiso, a vacation spot for pets. Elliot finds Weenie and Buddy and is convinced to go to Pet Paradiso to save his friends.

The wilds reach Pet Paradiso and try to sneak in by disguising themselves as pets, with Giselle as a dalmatian and McSquizzy as a chihuahua. Boog attempts to sneak in as a cat, but gets the idea to be a sheepdog. Elliot also disguises himself as Boog's female human owner. Giselle and McSquizzy walk around Pet Paradiso looking for Mr. Weenie, but their cover is blown and are kidnapped by Fifi and the other pets. Elliot, Boog, Buddy and Mr. Weenie attempt to go inside to save Giselle and McSquizzy, but are captured by Fifi as well. Fifi tries to kill them with a pile of shock collars. As Boog tries to stop Mr. Weenie from going down a waterslide, his cover is blown as well and the security try to tranquilize him after he causes a rampage after people confuse his weight. Before Fifi shocks the wilds into submission, Elliot tries to profess his love for Giselle, but fails. As Fifi is about to fry the wilds, Boog, is was chasing Weenie down a waterslide, enters the pets' lair, and the water that was rushed from the waterslide forces everyone out of the lair.

A battle between the wilds and the pets ensues, with the Pet Paradiso security focused on tranquilizing the wilds. Elliot saves Giselle and accidentally places all the shock collars on himself. He also wrestles Fifi in the pool for the shock collar remote. Fifi eventually grabs the remote and activates all the shock collars, but does not realize that Elliot put all the shock collars on him. Fifi survives, but the explosion caused him to lose his hair and become bald. The pets and the wilds settle their differences and decide to become friends. Mr. Weenie decides to join the pets and returns to his owners in rejoice. Elliot finally professes his true feelings for Giselle, and they get married.

Production
Sony announced a sequel to Open Season in September 2007. Although, the original grossed $85 million and $105 million outside the United States, Sony felt the film performed much better on DVD, thus, making a direct-to-DVD sequel. Sony Pictures Digital president said that "the studio will keep Open Season 2's costs low by utilizing Imageworks' satellite facilities in India and New Mexico".[1]

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The Daily Smile:

Venus wrote on 17th January 2015 01:12 PM:

Look,This Comic Was For Entertainment... And If You Don't Like It I Don't Really Care... At Least I Actually BOVRED To Make It... If Your Gonna Be Like This Then I Might As Well Stop Making These.

I dont care. Just stop offending people please

This is inappropriate and offensive to Ellie Goulding.

Hello, as most of you know, i have sadly lost my OldCP Pass. Sooooo, i will be going as another user. The Username is Angel43.

Srry for short post

Damen wrote on 15th January 2015 06:18 PM:

swfCrate has leaped forward again and has become a new functioning swf host on the internet and now, the new jr maker for OldCP!

I have made swfCrate's in-built oldcp jr uploader to work only with swf files uploaded on swfCrate. It wasn't easy and it took a while but it's working.

How to use
There aren't any links on swfcrate.com to the jr maker, but to access it you need to go to this link:

http://swfcrate.com/jr/

Step 1 Upload a swf to http://swfcrate.com
Step 2 Login to http://swfcrate.com/jr/ in-build jr manager with your OldCP account.
Step 3 Press the 'New Channel' button in the top right corner.
Step 4 Search for or just paste your swfcrate link to the swf file you uploaded.
Step 5 Give the JR room a name, this is what you will use when you say /jr (roomname) in-game.
Step 6 Wait for it to be reviewed. This can take up to 2 days. Only administrators can review SWF files.
.... Please don't ask us to do this for your jr, since face it, you're not the only one waiting.

JR Room Rules
- Your JR name must be in some way relevant to the swf you are using.
- Do NOT upload any swfs containing code.
- Do not try to send duplicates of other channels.

Remember!
You have a limit of 10 channels for your account. Do not waste these 10 slots.

ALSO!
If you don't know how to download a SWF but you got the URL, use http://swfcrate.com/download/.

Also remember your JR will only start working in-game when the status is 'Approved', not 'Reviewing' or 'Denied'.

So any questions? Of course not, I explained it very well so read again as many times as it takes until your question simply disappears.

Gee, Thanks Damen! Im sure this will please ALOT of users who want there own /jr room!

1,000 dollars every day. I shopping CX

"Perfect" - A 7 letter word that shouldn't exist because it is not real. Nobody's perfect. Love yourself for who you are

SuperMario64Glitch wrote on 13th January 2015 08:09 PM:

the fact that you made this post is annoying -1,000

That's quite rude. -1

Hello penguins, you may dislike if you want. But i know this is not a coincidence. I have seen like 7 new rookies do this. They join, ask for a rank, create another acct. and continues! It gets annoying. I am not trying to be rude. It just gets on my nerve. I see loads of people answering the same questions. *can i be mod cause its my life to be mod and im ral good ive had experence.* I know, theres like 5 mistakes in that. But thats all they do. They need to make an application and have more tie on here.

Im sorry, but first you must achieve member first. (30 rep and 50 posts).Then every post you make, you will get gold. But don't abuse the posts.

Movie of the report: "Parental Guidance"
After Artie Decker, Sports Commentator for the minor-league Fresno Grizzlies is fired from his job as his old school talk and lack of social media, his eager-to-please wife, Diane, agrees to babysit their three grandkids, Harper, Turner and Barker in Atlanta when their daughter, Alice and her husband, Phillip go away for an entrepreneur exhibition. Problems arise as Artie's and Diane's parenting skills collide with Alice and Phillip's helicopter parenting. After learning of the children's various problems, such as Harper's high achievement syndrome, Turner's speech impediment and Barker's imaginary friend, they try to make the children their new best friends.

Alice eventually returns as her boss gives an assignment to redesign the website for the X Games. Artie's uses this to his advantage as he manages to arrange an interview for the role of sports commentator. He manages to place Barker's life in danger as he nearly gets hurt by a skateboard ridden by Tony Hawk. Eventually, the tension comes to a head as Alice disagrees with Diane letting Harper attend a party the night before a recital and the death of Barker's imaginary friend, Carl. Alice eventually reconciles with Artie and Diane and allows Harper to not take part in the recital, if she doesn't want to. Turner takes Harper's place in the recital and resolves his speech impediment by commentating on the Shot Heard 'Round The World. Afterwards, Artie and Diane become a major part of their grandchildren's lives with Artie taking up a new job as a commentator for a little league baseball team along with Turner.

Promotions:
1- Zeldamaster -- promoted to "Member"
2-IndigoPalace -- promoted to "Knight"
Congratulations to you guys!

Demotions:
1-Adawg -- demoted to "Master"
2-Fries -- demoted to Member
We are all sad that you guys were demoted. Best of wishes on getting your ranks back!

The Daily Smile:

Thats all for now! See you next time!
-MetalicAngel

Thanks for informing us! Have you considered applying for news reporter?

Bruce Wayne wrote on 12th January 2015 04:35 PM:

Thanks for helping me at on my hard chose because I didn't know what I should of done but I should be Good and prove people damen right


(chose:should I leave or not its NO)

That's sweet of you

AJ wrote on 12th January 2015 04:44 PM:

MetalicAngel43 said on 12th January 2015 04:42 PM:
This ticked me off. I forgot my password for OldCP... Is there a way to change it?

Same here. ;-;

Im glad i'm not alone